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I hate this city and I hate elevators too

#46 David-kyo

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 03:48 PM

Romania is indeed kind of cheap for tourists, but you have to toil three times as much in order to lead a life that's ten times shittier than anywhere else.

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 09:11 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Jun 4 2008, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Naps are nature's way of telling you that maybe, for an hour, the world WOULD be a better place without you.

Like a practice run for suicide.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 01:55 PM

Guys, it's ATM. NOT ATM machine. The M in ATM stands for machine, you see. Graaah. That drives me crazy, and it's also contagious.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 07:08 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jun 5 2008, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Guys, it's ATM. NOT ATM machine. The M in ATM stands for machine, you see. Graaah. That drives me crazy, and it's also contagious.

It's worse than forgetting your PIN number.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 07:56 PM

QUOTE (Dorothy @ Jun 4 2008, 09:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You think you've got it bad. A stabbed guy came to my house the other day. Stabbed. He lived, but I'm pretty sure he's gonna get arrested because the other guy got stabbed in the back, twice.

I like elevators. If I got stuck in one, I would probably just take a nap until someone noticed the elevator wasn't working. Naps fix everything.

Naps are nature's way of telling you that maybe, for an hour, the world WOULD be a better place without you.

I would honestly like to hear more of how this situation came about.

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 02:42 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Jun 4 2008, 07:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Like a practice run for suicide.

hmmm so basically just without the trouble of slitting
your wrists the wrong way for attention

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Posted 07 June 2008 - 03:10 PM

ya whocares if people call it atm machine, pin number etc... ATM and PIN are now more like full words rather than ancronyms.

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 05:36 PM

QUOTE (Casual @ Jun 5 2008, 06:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I would honestly like to hear more of how this situation came about.

What, naps?

Some guy came knocking at my side door and yelling, so I went and peeked out the front door, and saw that he was all bloody and what not, so I called 911 and my sis applied pressure to his wounds. The police said that he and the other guy got into some kind of drunken duel or something. So, yeah.

silly duelling drunks.

QUOTE (barend @ Jun 4 2008, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Like a practice run for suicide.

Yeah, except without that whole awkward being dead thing.

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