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Hotel Halo Hooker Heist May 15, 2008 08:21am

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 12:45 AM

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Sex scam kid's credit card spree
A 13-year-old boy who stole his father's credit card to hire two prostitutes and buy an Xbox told the girls he was an escapee of a travelling circus to explain his extremely short stature.

Texas teenager Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree, which culminated in them playing "Halo" on an Xbox with call-girls in a motel.

The $1000-a-night prostitutes were released without charge but Ralph was given a three year community order upon his conviction on May 9, money.co.uk reported.

The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them - and ended up playing Halo with the boys.

Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.

They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to relax.

The delivery clerk called the police who arrived to find $3,000 in cash, electronic gadgets, an Xbox console and games, plus the two prostitutes.

Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

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Hiring prostitutes just to play xbox with, using World of Warcraft as a cover story, and buying 30k worth of snackfood all because your dad forgot your birthday?

It doesn't get much lonelier than that.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 05:10 AM

Erm... yeah...
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 07:35 AM

He's 13 and would rather play Halo than bang a hooker? This story is clearly a fabrication.
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Posted 16 May 2008 - 11:24 AM

I don't buy it for one moment. The author sounds/looks like (well, the text looks like) he or she has never taken a single writing class, let alone a journalism class. The story only mentions Ralph, then refers to a mysterious group of "kids" as well.

Hoax.

Edit: I do love how in this day and age, any idiot "news" company will post any story without even bothering to check their facts.

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Posted 16 May 2008 - 01:40 PM

It's just too good of a story that doesn't involve ID checking.
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Posted 17 May 2008 - 12:31 PM

I'd like to think its a true story, cuz it just sounds super awesome. However I dont think any credit card can give you a 30000 dollar cash advance, or that any kid would think they'd need that much to have a good time.

Xbox is maybe 100, unless you go 360 so thats 500 tops. Two hookers are 500 tops as well if they're real expensive, and if they charge extra for circus midgets. Hotel room cant go more than 5 a night if its the most expensive in town, and I'll be generous to say that they spent 100 on food, so their total doesnt even top 3000, much less thirty grand.

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 01:39 AM

Hookers can be much more expensive than that.
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Posted 18 May 2008 - 03:36 AM

Why would anyone even in their insanity
pay more than $300 for a hooker?

$500 is ridiculous and $1000 is asinine
i mean it costs less to get a professional
(the kind where sex isn't involved) escort...
doesn't it?

And Why hookers?
Could you imagine if they had slept with him
this would be a whole 'nother story
but i suppose being only 13
might have given him away in the package department

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 03:36 AM

What do they usually charge for circus midgets?

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Posted 18 May 2008 - 07:06 PM

I dare say the monitary amount and location are the hyperbole. The writer of the article probably jotted it all down wrong after hearing it on fox news.

either way... here's an emergency back up story:

http://news.bbc.co.u...and/7208505.stm

let this one into your heart.
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Posted 19 May 2008 - 01:34 AM

See, that was a nice little story.
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QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ May 18 2008, 01:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What do they usually charge for circus midgets?


it also varies but
I think they charge by inch


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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:18 AM

QUOTE (TruJade @ May 19 2008, 04:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
it also varies but
I think they charge by inch


By inch they have or by inch they don't have?
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Posted 20 May 2008 - 04:54 PM

Most likely by the inches they have
but its also possible to charge by the lack of height
here's an example

Woman walks into a circus hours before regular showtime
and walks up to the circus ringleader.

Not-So-Sexy-Woman: Hi! im looking for a sexy midget
to be my personal plaything for an hour or two.
Circus Ringleader: Why certainly. ("midget" walks by)
Here have him. He's my best. . . or so im told
Not-So-Sexy-Woman: Sure he's cute. How much?
(Ringleader points to chart on the wall)
Not-So-Sexy-Woman: That price is outrageous!
He's only 3'. . 4'6 at most. I demand a discount!
Circus Ringleader: Sorry, no can do. He's not really a midget.
just lost his shins and kneecaps in a terrible explosion
Not-So-Sexy-Woman: Sooo . . .
Circus Ringleader: So im charging you for the
height that he used to have
Not-So-Sexy-Woman: What!?! Whatever, do you take Visa or MasterCard

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Posted 23 May 2008 - 08:32 AM

How does one buy prostitutes with credit cards? Do they have card readers?
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Posted 23 May 2008 - 03:40 PM

Do prostitutes support chip and pin yet? Call Girl 2.0
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