[Patch]

-the Far East-

Or extremely far west. Or maybe the closer west

Sorry, I just studied half this stuff for my Economics BSc, hence the lengthy post. I really should be revising.

It's fine. Sometimes the information helps open up interesting debates or clarifies a situation. Only lazy people who don't want to read the information don't like it, and there's not that many people here.

[Invader Skooj]

Dead Rising would be great for a review.

[ftr]

is it just me, or did the aus dollar sit at 1.97 for mot of this thread?

anyway....

tbh I'm not exactly well schooled in my politics. I have very limited experience to draw on in terms of policies, and only really know word-of-mouth about party history. That said...I do feel that a tory government will benefit this country, and a democratic government will benefit america. I have no idea why I feel this way...

Maybe it's a good thing I'm still not on the electoral register...

This post has been edited by ftr: 20 June 2008 - 09:46 PM

[Patch]

is it just me, or did the aus dollar sit at 1.97 for mot of this thread?

anyway....

tbh I'm not exactly well schooled in my politics. I have very limited experience to draw on in terms of policies, and only really know word-of-mouth about party history. That said...I do feel that a tory government will benefit this country, and a democratic government will benefit america. I have no idea why I feel this way...

Maybe it's a good thing I'm still not on the electoral register...

The australian dolar is awesome.

[joshofalltrades]

Yes, but their dollar could be worth a million American dollars and it wouldn't matter because we get games first.

Let me just get my tongue out of my cheek, now.

[Patch]

Yes, but their dollar could be worth a million American dollars and it wouldn't matter because we get games first.

Let me just get my tongue out of my cheek, now.

Nice. I'll cop that. However, as soon as Australia becomes the next super power then we will get all the games. All we need is a government that wants to be a super power.
Yahztee should reveiw movies. Especially ones based off other series like Alien vs Predator and Freddy vs Jason.
Oh wait-

This post has been edited by Patch: 21 June 2008 - 09:39 PM

[Artheval_Pe]

If I may make a suggestion of a game that could be reviewed, when Yatzee will have only poor and boring new games to review...
I would suggest STALKER : Shadow of Chernobyl

Yatzee seems to have played it, according to the end of the Bioshock review, so I think that it would make a good Zero Punctuation review.

[Man Of Doom]

I'd like a review of the new Alone in The Dark. I think it's great, but it's got rather a lot of glitches (like ones that force you to restart from a checkpoint or otherwise be trapped forever) so I'm sure he'd rip it to bits.

[Game Over]

Lets join the cluster fucking line. YEEE HAA!!

Alone In The Dark 5
It had mixed reviews. Though, I'm sure the Escapist would put it on the list of 'to be' review since its summer and nothing exciting is going to happen. I'm actually a fan of this and almost pissed myself when I saw the trailers and walkthroughs.

Hmm...what else? Nothing.
Opinions and suggestions are like asshole and we all have them.

[joshofalltrades]

Just wait until early September. There are more games coming out then than you can:

A. Shake a stick at

B. Choke a mule with

C. A & B

...and then you lot can just be quiet and let Yahtzee review all of those new things. He has to, you know, because his new overlords own him now.

[HldmeThrllmeChrs&Trlby]

hey is alone in the dark the same thing as what i played on the sega saturn like ten years ago? i mean, same series? cuz if so it looks a lot different. i played it before i had the internet and it was a bitch.

[Patch]

Hey, is alone in the dark the same thing as what I played on the sega saturn like ten years ago? I mean, same series? Because if so it looks a lot different. I played it before I had the internet and it was a bitch.

I'm going to assume it is. The series has probably been changed and twisted so far from the original series that it may suffer from Indigo Prophecy syndrone sometime when an amateur writer or game designer gets it.

This post has been edited by Patch: 30 June 2008 - 01:55 AM

[Game Over]

I'm going to assume it is. The series has probably been changed and twisted so far from the original series that it may suffer from Indigo Prophecy syndrone sometime when an amateur writer or game designer gets it.

I still have faith in ALiTD 5. The series was always pretty funky.

...and then you lot can just be quiet and let Yahtzee review all of those new things. He has to, you know, because his new overlords own him now.

Soul sold for:

i) Unlimited access to all gaming consoles and games
ii) Drugs and Hooker
iii) World wide fame
iv) A nice apartment/room to live in
v) Wisdom
vi) Australian citizenship
ix) Unlimited Internet access
x) Good fortune (all day, everyday)

hmm, I think I've missed some. Anyone cares to fill in whats missing from the list?
Though, they forgot to give him a solid & hard skeleton structure and a firm left wrist...and extra fingers.

[Glace]

My vote goes for splinter cell, Yahtzee made fun of Sam Fisher’s hair cut once, but I’ve spent a secret fetish amount of hours playing Splinter Cell 3 and would like to know what YZ thinks of it.

Does he even read these forums now that he has taken up the celebrity lifestyle?

[reiner]

Just one hooker, Patch? I'm sure they could afford two, possibly three.