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You guys seem to have forgotten the fan fiction part.
Worst Erotic Fan Fiction Contest A query to my fans
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J m HofMarN 
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 10:47 PM
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Otal Nimrodi
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 11:13 PM
Oh, frak, I do have to do that.
Can I just state my proposal, or do you want me to write out something in full?
Can I just state my proposal, or do you want me to write out something in full?
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 04:16 AM
hey proposal sounds great. I really never expected anyone to actually write something so evil
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 09:25 PM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Jul 19 2008, 10:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You guys seem to have forgotten the fan fiction part.
Okay... Those two suits from X-files... They done it. She screamed, he creamed. the end.
This post has been edited by barend: 24 July 2008 - 09:27 PM
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Posted 24 July 2008 - 10:16 PM
Alright, here's the proposal.
Ozymandias, right? From Watchmen. The one who shouldn't be wearing black in the movie.
Pair him up.
With.
Wait for it...
Bubastis.
Yeah.
The cat.
Please say that's enough. Because I don't want to have to write it.
Not that I can't. Just don't want to.
Ozymandias, right? From Watchmen. The one who shouldn't be wearing black in the movie.
Pair him up.
With.
Wait for it...
Bubastis.
Yeah.
The cat.
Please say that's enough. Because I don't want to have to write it.
Not that I can't. Just don't want to.
This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 24 July 2008 - 10:16 PM
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 11:22 PM
Luckily, Otal, you dont have to. Deuacon took first prize in the contest. I'd decided to wait to announce it until around Halloween time.
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Posted 17 October 2008 - 01:36 AM
I guess this contest was too awful to elicit any applause. Of course I can hardly blame anyone. But it just isnt sporting to withold congratulations, people!
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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Posted 17 October 2008 - 02:03 AM
Huh...zah.
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:08 PM
+++ SCANNING THREAD +++
+++ RUNNING SCRIPT jive.js +++
J m HofMarN , YOU taste LIKE Welsh lederhosen , AND FURTHERMORE YOU think LIKE yo momma.
KINDLY get fucked AND smell A windmill.
+++ RUNNING LOOP +++
+++ SECONDARY TARGET: REPEATING jive.js +++
Gobbler , YOU play LIKE an Indian summer , AND FURTHERMORE YOU look LIKE an old wooden sailing ship from the Civil War.
KINDLY shove it AND snort A Venn diagram.
+++ RUNNING LOOP +++
+++ COMPLETE +++
+++ RUNNING SCRIPT jive.js +++
J m HofMarN , YOU taste LIKE Welsh lederhosen , AND FURTHERMORE YOU think LIKE yo momma.
KINDLY get fucked AND smell A windmill.
+++ RUNNING LOOP +++
+++ SECONDARY TARGET: REPEATING jive.js +++
Gobbler , YOU play LIKE an Indian summer , AND FURTHERMORE YOU look LIKE an old wooden sailing ship from the Civil War.
KINDLY shove it AND snort A Venn diagram.
+++ RUNNING LOOP +++
+++ COMPLETE +++
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Posted 23 October 2008 - 01:53 PM
My girlfriend will have to work hard to give me a better compliment than that. 
How'd you know I love that kind of imagery so much?
How'd you know I love that kind of imagery so much?
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
