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Worst Erotic Fan Fiction Contest A query to my fans

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 03:38 PM

They must pay the rent... with their cock...
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 09:14 PM

Ok, contest is now officially open. email the contestant stories, tokemonmonmon@hotmail.com

also, I need judges, maybe pull a contrib from Something Awful or somewhere that has experience with this. If anyone knows such a being.

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 10:37 PM

You should ask Maddox. He writes pr0n reviews.

Actually I have another idea for slash. Traveling Willburys, plus dark cabbage and beer, reviewed by Maddox, who through literary stylistics becomes a player in the very fiction he is reviewing. Hmm.

This post has been edited by civilian_number_two: 07 May 2008 - 10:38 PM

"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 08 May 2008 - 01:38 PM

You'll have to do better than that to top my sentient toaster/some guy/time travel to victorian england spliced with world war 2 story.

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 11:10 PM

Yeah you win for weird, but mine was artier. Remember my highbrow submission to the paintshop penis contest.

Wait sec ... is Castro totally out of the picture on this one? A little blue pill says no ...
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 09 May 2008 - 08:14 AM

What format we submitting in? Doc, rtf txt or what?
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Posted 09 May 2008 - 01:05 PM

Civ- Right out. Only fans may write fan fiction.

Lecter- Hadnt thought of that. Howabout just a word pad document.

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Posted 09 May 2008 - 02:46 PM

I think word documents should be fine, as long as they are Word 97-2003. None of that .docx crap.
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Posted 10 May 2008 - 12:07 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Apr 30 2008, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Spoon- Perhaps a judge's spot doth be in yon future?

Otal- Psh. You dont scare me. I invented the toaster molestation while time traveling in Victorian England genre.


You should be afraid, my friend. I have mastered the ancient art of strange-fu which will make your time-traveling toaster molester look like Beaver Cleaver.

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Posted 10 May 2008 - 02:01 AM

Put your hands together, my friend. No reason that time-traveling toaster molester isn't Beaver Cleaver.
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Posted 10 May 2008 - 03:24 AM

And there you have your premise, Civ.

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Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:00 PM

Cos its the dildo... of destiny....
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 08:59 PM

I have come upon an idea.

Something from Watchmen. Because, you know, I really, really feel like trampling on all I hold dear.
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Posted 14 July 2008 - 09:39 PM

QUOTE (TheOrator @ Apr 29 2008, 10:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm in.


This wins 'shortest erotic fan fiction'
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Posted 19 July 2008 - 08:22 AM

The story of two people... one with an ass that wont quit and the other with the ultimate +3 dildo of anal reckoning... two enter... only one comes.
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