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ZP - Army of Two plus lots of gay jokes

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 08:57 AM

I haven't been able to watch the review, but I've beaten the game 3 times, one being that it was 6-8 hours long, which is lame, but two, being it was a really fun game.
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 12:53 PM

Speaking of gay:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=_G_QpxZ-ShA

This may be the gayest song ever. Too bad Yahtzee didn't use this.

Yahtzee, use some Tiny Tim songs. People love Tiny Tim

Thee is also Wesley Willis with songs about whooping people's asses and his advices on how to suck an animal's dick or ass.

They're all funny.
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 01:41 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Apr 3 2008, 01:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Speaking of gay:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=_G_QpxZ-ShA

This may be the gayest song ever. Too bad Yahtzee didn't use this.

Yahtzee, use some Tiny Tim songs. People love Tiny Tim

Thee is also Wesley Willis with songs about whooping people's asses and his advices on how to suck an animal's dick or ass.

They're all funny.


Tiny Tim is all the more funny because he is like 6 foot 200lb and then he busts out his Ukulele and sings in a high ass voice.
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Posted 04 April 2008 - 07:04 AM

Contrary to popular misconseptions, Tiny Tim was not gay, he was married with kids and unbelivibly conservative, he refuesed to let his wife get a job.

And anyone who says otherwise is gay.

Sorry
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Posted 04 April 2008 - 07:06 AM

QUOTE (El Presedente @ Apr 4 2008, 08:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Contrary to popular misconseptions, Tiny Tim was not gay, he was married with kids and unbelivibly conservative, he refuesed to let his wife get a job.

And anyone who says otherwise is gay.

Sorry


But his songs are inarguably gay and happy.
Unless that is not what we meant.
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Posted 04 April 2008 - 08:31 AM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Apr 3 2008, 12:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Speaking of gay:

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=_G_QpxZ-ShA

This may be the gayest song ever. Too bad Yahtzee didn't use this.

Yahtzee, use some Tiny Tim songs. People love Tiny Tim

Thee is also Wesley Willis with songs about whooping people's asses and his advices on how to suck an animal's dick or ass.

They're all funny.


That may be the greatest song ever made as well.

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 01:51 PM

QUOTE (El Presedente @ Apr 4 2008, 12:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Contrary to popular misconseptions, Tiny Tim was not gay, he was married with kids and unbelivibly conservative, he refuesed to let his wife get a job.

And anyone who says otherwise is gay.

Sorry


We all know who Miss Vicki was.

She was hotter than Carmen Electra.
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Posted 04 April 2008 - 04:13 PM

The demo was 90% co-op bro grabs and 10% killing generic evil towelheads. Also active endorsement of the military-industrial complex. I didn't know the full game was out, but I suppose I'll see what Yahtzee has to say about it.

And for the record, criticizing someone for disapproving of using the word "gay" to mean "bad" by calling them gay was trite and pathetic, and not the least bit clever about ten years ago, as is the practice being criticized.
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Posted 08 April 2008 - 04:29 AM

QUOTE (El Presedente @ Apr 3 2008, 07:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Best piece of toilet grafiti ever: ALL GAYS ARE GAY!


For some reason that is hysterically funny.
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Posted 08 April 2008 - 10:04 AM

"ALL GAYS ARE GAYS."

Makes sense.
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Posted 12 April 2008 - 12:29 PM

Is Yahtzee ever going to update the front page?
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Posted 12 April 2008 - 01:20 PM

QUOTE (Uszi @ Apr 12 2008, 06:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is Yahtzee ever going to update the front page?


The word "soon" fits in pretty well.
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Posted 25 May 2008 - 12:25 PM

Army of Two is fun, for a while. After that it's just repeating the same stuff over and over again, besides, like I think the review said, it's piss easy. You run to cover, shoot something and run to the next piece of cover until you get knocked out, your partner drags you into open ground and makes a desperate attempt to revive you while being shot at. The only thing that kept me playing the game is because I wanted to see all the weapons + upgrades, which, eventually, aren't that great after all.

For example:
The coolest and meanest looking gun in the game is the Magnum (Atleast, I thought it was smile.gif). So after collect like what? $33.000 or so, I could finally buy it and then come to the conclusion it sucks donkey balls.

Besides, taking the fact that I have a fetish for sniper-rifles I was completely unsatisfied with the fact that:
A. the m82 light .50 had no upgrades besides making it gold, which is a totally useless upgrade since it'll only draw attention.
B. dividing different roles in multiplayer is impossible, if you say one of the team snipes he'll run out of ammo in 5 minutes, so the multiplayer is insanely bornig, since all you do is shoot until you get the godmode thingy.

Eventually I did finish the game on 'proffesional', but in the end I came to the conclusion I would've been better of with just buying XboxLive instead...

This post has been edited by Nogg-a-holic: 25 May 2008 - 12:26 PM

There's NOTHING to see here people, just move along.
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