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Posted 02 April 2008 - 11:49 AM

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 12:05 PM

Yeah, that's basically the gist of it, GOW with a twist.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 12:26 PM

At least he tried to avoid the gay jokes.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 12:51 PM

What is it with guys and gay jokes? Every guy I know makes gay jokes, even the gay ones. It's an epidemic I tell you!

And how come all the gay jokes seem to be about gay MEN? In SF, there are more then a few lesbians who's bulk, facial hair, and hairy asses are really the stuff of nightmares....
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:03 PM

Dreamer - When you hear a gay guy describe something as 'gay', you really wonder... what?
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:07 PM

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Dreamer - When you hear a gay guy describe something as 'gay', you really wonder... what?


I don't use "gay" as a derogatory term, this isn't middle-school. And when a gay guy calls something "gay" he doesn't mean it's bad, he means it's homosexual, and usually he's better qualified then anyone else to point that out.

No one over the age of 14 has any excuse to use "gay" as a synonym for "bad," so says me and my baseball bat.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:26 PM

No, he was talking about a photo upload service, and said something like...

"10.99 a month? Gaaaay."

He's somewhere at 25 or something. Still a bit weird.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:47 PM

Baseball bats are gay.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:52 PM

QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Apr 2 2008, 02:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Baseball bats are gay.


Made me lol quite hard.

But on topic, this Zero Puncuation was very good. And I laughed pretty hard right at the beginning.

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 01:56 PM

QUOTE (Dannysaysnoo @ Apr 2 2008, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, he was talking about a photo upload service, and said something like...

"10.99 a month? Gaaaay."

He's somewhere at 25 or something. Still a bit weird.

Sorry, I missunderstood. Sorry.

Huh. Maybe it's related to how black people make the most vile black jokes...
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 02:47 PM

LOL at the end punchline.

I guess Kane and Lynch could a get better review than army of Two since it was less broken.


I'm still having 'after chuckles' even though I just watched the video few minutes ago.
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 03:10 PM

QUOTE (DreamerM @ Apr 2 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No one over the age of 14 has any excuse to use "gay" as a synonym for "bad," so says me and my baseball bat.

Should I tell my friends this? I purposefully take offense at being called gay to make people feel bad about misusing the word and also to make sure people know where I stand with my sexuality. Ever get the feeling it doesn't work?
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Posted 02 April 2008 - 03:10 PM

Best piece of toilet grafiti ever: ALL GAYS ARE GAY!

The supposed homoeroticism in army of two is now going to give me the shivers when playing any co-op game, I mean, just what was up with the Master Chief and the Arbiter anyway, Cortana couldn't give him any love, and the way he lusted after her must have left behind some hellish urges.

But enough emasculation of popular heroic characters.

What can this mean for the proposed RTS co-op campaign in Red alert 3? They say there's navel warfare in it, or did they mean 'In the Navy'-el warfare?

God this post is so gay.

This post has been edited by El Presedente: 02 April 2008 - 03:11 PM

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Posted 02 April 2008 - 04:03 PM

One out of ten people in England may turn out gay. I don't see anything wrong with that number.

Besides, didn't we have Oscar Wilde who was gay?

Update: Penney Arcade is gay, too.

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Posted 03 April 2008 - 04:10 AM

Oscar Wilde was bisexual. But I guess it doesn't matter because we're calling everything gay just to get it out of our systems now, right? I'm gay, you're gay, we're all gay for... ice cream... that's gay!
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