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#1 J m HofMarN

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 01:30 AM

So yeah, I'm probably going to be sued any day now by Snake Logan for defaming his website, or by any number of crazy Christians. My legal costs will consist of me slapping the min the face with my penis, or, if it is unavailable, Sime's, my official genital advisor. Sime's transporation costs will be high so I've hired out banner space on the site for fine ads such as this one.

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 28 March 2008 - 01:36 AM

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

#2 Ninja Duck

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 06:49 PM

Did you make that ad? That's brilliant. I'd buy.

#3 J m HofMarN

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Posted 01 April 2008 - 09:04 PM

There are various silly ads all over the site now, and yeah they're all made by me. I don't know what they're trying to sell just yet though. Maybe I can link them all to Latex implement?

And for those who cant be bothered to "catch em all" as the kids say these days, heres all the ads

http://img149.images.../asecondmy9.gif
http://img301.images...00/childfb0.gif
http://img442.images...inferiorlm0.jpg
http://img402.images...7/cthulumx6.gif
http://img247.images.../pocketsxw7.gif
http://img252.images...6/taiwanbj5.gif
http://img156.images...thecrowniq4.gif
http://img252.images...ntmatternx2.gif

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 01 April 2008 - 09:18 PM

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.

- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.

#4 Slade

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Posted 04 April 2008 - 04:01 PM

Those are pretty hilarious ads. I'll take three.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#5 SimeSublime

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Posted 12 April 2008 - 11:02 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Mar 28 2008, 02:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

My legal costs will consist of me slapping the min the face with my penis, or, if it is unavailable, Sime's, my official genital advisor.

Wait, what? When did this happen, and why wasn't I informed?

Also, I particularly like the children banner.

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#6 J m HofMarN

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Posted 12 April 2008 - 08:59 PM

Slade just became my advisor for telling people what advisors they are, and his appointment is retroactive. Therefore he needs to first inform himself, and then I'll berate him for not doing his job in telling you. Fortunately your genital advice is not yet needed.

Also, the child ad was one of my favorites along with The Departed ad. I'm working on making it so they'll actually link to something.

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 12 April 2008 - 09:01 PM

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.