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Student Relieved By Teacher's Box March 19, 2008

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Posted 25 March 2008 - 11:01 PM

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Student urinates in lunch box in class
Fla. middle school teacher put on leave while officials investigate incident

ORLANDO, Fla. - A teacher was put on paid leave Tuesday while officials investigate why a student urinated in a lunch box during her class.

The Meadowbrook Middle School student urinated in a lunch box while hiding behind a classroom bookcase, Orange County school officials said Tuesday.

According to statements by other students in the class, school officials think that when the boy asked to go the restroom on Thursday, teacher Jameeka Chambers told him to hold it or use her lunch box.

The boy took the lunch box, hid behind a bookcase, urinated in it and returned it to her, Frank Kruppenbacher, attorney for the Orange County School Board, told the Orlando Sentinel.

"I think we clearly know she didn't tell him, 'Go pee in this box,' in the sense of going to go do that," Kruppenbacher said. "That's beyond our comprehension."

Chambers is to be interviewed on Monday.

The next morning the boy's mother complained to the principal and told a local TV station that Chambers would not allow him to use the restroom.

The boy was not regularly in Chambers' class but was in her room to complete makeup work on a computer, Kruppenbacher said.

This is a first-year teaching job for Chambers, who teaches sixth-grade language arts.

A telephone number listed under the name of a Jameeka Chambers in Orlando was busy.

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I don't understand this at all... IF the bitch wouldn't let him piss and he reacted by pissing in her lunchbox, then COOL!

But did she think that having him not miss what she had to say was so important and unrepeatable that she'd rather rinse piss out of her own lunchbox later?


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Posted 26 March 2008 - 02:01 AM

It sounded to me like she told him to piss in the lunch box. But then why give him HER lunch box. It's one of those rare stories I just cant make heads or tails of, like that chick who stayed in a bathroom for two years so they arrested her boyfriend.

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 09:24 AM

It sounds to me like:
"Teacher, may I use the restroom?"
"No, this is class time. You are supposed to use the bathroom on your own time."
"But we only get 2 minutes between classes and I didn't have enough time. I really have to go, please may I use the restroom?"
"No. You'll just have to figure out a way to deal with it."
"Okay..." *pees in lunchbox* "I dealt with it!"

I think it went something like that because it actually happened to my good friend in high school. (That's pretty much their exact conversation up there.) He used a cola bottle though, and set it on the teacher's desk when he was done.

I always thought the "no using the bathroom rule" was ridiculous, especially when you get all of 2 minutes to get from class to class - sometimes on opposite ends of the school - and you also have to get to your locker to change books, etc. It's especially hard on girls during that special time of month. We each got ten free bathroom passes a year, which frankly just isn't always enough.

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Posted 26 March 2008 - 01:36 PM

I have never understood this whole no potty thing. You'd think that it would dawn on somebody that if a student's baser needs aren't met, then they won't be able to learn effectively. It would be like not feeding them lunch. "No, this is school time, and you need to be learning, not eating."
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 04:55 PM

Yeah... I love the fact that everyone's against spanking their children, like slapping them on the soft well-padded ass for misbehaving. But it's totally cool to torture them like a fucked up japanese game show.

Seriously, they don't treat you that bad in prison.
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 04:57 PM

Well the idea is that if you let everyone go whenever they want, kids'll kill time in the bathroom, chat in the halls, etc and they won't be in the classroom learning the test answers so you can keep your state funding. I'm sure that's how it evolved, and precedent is everything.

As a student I learned to go between classes most of the time, but when I couldn't hold on to it I would get up, make eye contact and say "I am going to the bathroom." This only caused a disagreement once in 12 years of public schooling.

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Posted 27 March 2008 - 06:47 AM

I don’t remember it ever being a problem at any of my schools if you wanted to go you put up your hand asked and they let you go. It was only if you really abused the privilege that they took it away. The only time I remember someone being refused a toilet break was in primary school and the kid pissed himself and had to go home anyway. It didn’t take long to spot the gaping logical flaw in the teachers plan there did it? tongue.gif
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Posted 27 March 2008 - 09:34 AM

It was a problem at my school. Some girls would get suspended for leaving class without permission, because they REALLY had to go to the restroom. You just can't deny a girl restroom time sometimes. Generally though, they'd get out of trouble by telling one of the administrators some uncomfortable details that they didn't want to hear. Sometimes that was the best way to get a teacher to let you go to the bathroom, too, especially if it was a male teacher. Uncomfortable details FTW.
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Posted 27 March 2008 - 12:24 PM

Damn but you girls are cunning creatures of the night.

The most uncomfortable detail I could ever conjure for a teacher was asking if she wanted to see my cock. She was all for it though, she totally let me smack her ass a few times. Great teacher.

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:46 AM

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Seriously, they don't treat you that bad in prison.


Dude; solitary.
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Posted 28 March 2008 - 12:32 PM

Dude, Hyperbole.

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Posted 31 March 2008 - 06:40 PM

Dude, where's my post?
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Posted 03 April 2008 - 04:24 PM

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Dude, Hyperbole.


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Posted 04 April 2008 - 06:50 PM

We had a weird spin on this at my school. Basically the teachers were fine with lettin people go if they needed to, but we did have one guy who was eventually stopped because he would ask to go almost every class for about a week. He had nothing wrong with him, he was just really trying to get out of class. Being a fairly small school though the teachers all talked and worked out what he was up too and refused him bathroom privileges. No issue with htat for him as he didn't really want to go.

What turned out to be the real kicker was another girl in our class who I don't believe ever asked to go to the bathroom, thus never being refused, sat in the middle of our class and pissed herself, I can only assume beause she did not want to ask for permission to go. This was my last year of high school so she was by no means a kid either.
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