[Storm Shadow]

1. The number wasnt hers.

2. She has a boyfriend.

I found this out in the last hour. How? Dont ask me. But I know. I want to murder someone now.

[Heccubus]

Let's hope your right, it's embarising being a white guy with those numbers floating around.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It's embarassing being a white guy for a lot of reasons.

[barend]

2. She has a boyfriend.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Jesus... well what the fuck is she calling for?

i blame you a little less than i did before this woman is messed up...

(and yet i'm strangley familiar with her type)

next time she calls, tell her you're getting a restraining order.

EDIT:

or threaten to sue her for emotional damages if she doesn't leave you alone.

This post has been edited by barend: 01 November 2005 - 05:33 PM

[Storm Shadow]

haha the number wasnt hers. I thought it was. I called it back but got some business line. Crazy.

[Wayne]

If love doesn't go your way... peirce your lip.

[Slade]

Quothe the guy in high school. I kid. Young people have feelings too.

Mr. Shadow: Don't wait around for this woman to mature, if she hasn't yet, it's going to be slow going, and your life will be much better and stably spent with someone who's already what you're looking for. Maybe if you reminded her that her bullshit isn't effecting you any more, she'd stop acting so damned borderline...

Thank Eris for helping me find a mature woman who lets me be me in peace and doesn't try to play mind games with me.

[Storm Shadow]

I dont think any of that matters anymore.....but you're right, in any case. Thanks.

[barend]

sugestion#2995: chloroform her and put her on a train to the north pole!




EDIT: that's right i misspelled 'pole'

This post has been edited by barend: 02 November 2005 - 05:35 PM

[Wayne]

Quothe the guy in high school. I kid.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Haha. I'll be the first to admit that I'm immature.

[Storm Shadow]

wow, I was just a goddamn SIMP.

Reading this thread really made me cringe more than watching any of the Prequel movies.

In case anyone was wondering how things turned out:

We seperated for good at the time of my last post in this thread. I moved on. Met lots...LOTS...of other girls. Had tons of great sex with other girls. Met an awesome woman about 8 months later and I've been with her since. As for my ex? She met some asshole who moved in with her, treated her like complete dirt, constantly cheats on her, just a scumbag. She tried to give me a sob story, even resorting to crying and telling me she loved me ( ) and how much she regretted shitting all over me.... after 8 months of no communication. Luckily I was so over her by then that everything went in one ear and out the other. She also gained alot of weight and is quite the chubbster these days. Meanwhile, I ended up getting a great new job, a brand new condo, a new car, and I'm in the best shape I've ever been physically.

I learned so much from that relationship. I bear no ill will towards that woman. That whole experience taught me a thing or two about wearing your heart on your sleeve and letting someone run all over you. I'm much stonger now, much wiser, and....a kinda cold-hearted bastard. But you almost have to be if you want to avoid making the same mistake twice.

anyways. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it. Everyone in here who gave me advice all those years ago....sorry I didnt listen to yall. But in the end, you were all completely right.

[civilian_number_two]

I'd have been happy to hear that you'd gotten over her. This bullshit doesn;t make me happy at all:

1) You say you've had LOTS of sex since you last spoke to us.

2) You also say you have found true love.

3) Your ex is with a guy who treats her like shit.

4) Your ex has also gained weight while you're in the best shape of your life.

This doesn't sound so much like an update as it sounds like a typical adolescent guy revenge fantasy. Woo hoo, you got to fuck like James Bond before settling down with the solid loving and lovable gal of your dreams. Meanwhile your ex got what she deserved, just like Linda in "The Wedding Singer" (plus she got fat like Ben Stiller in "Dodgeball")! Hooray for you! Hooray for not learning any lesson and having shit work out like you secretly hoped it would even while you were pining for her all those months ago!


Sorry if I sound harsh, but it's in my nature. As for your state of the nation address, I'm afraid I don't believe a word of it. Except of course for the last sentence.

[Storm Shadow]

I'd have been happy to hear that you'd gotten over her. This bullshit doesn;t make me happy at all:

1) You say you've had LOTS of sex since you last spoke to us.

with a few girls.

2) You also say you have found true love.

"true love" never did I say that. I said I've been with her since...it doesnt mean it's true love. Where did you get that from?

3) Your ex is with a guy who treats her like shit.

4) Your ex has also gained weight while you're in the best shape of your life.

This doesn't sound so much like an update as it sounds like a typical adolescent guy revenge fantasy. Woo hoo, you got to fuck like James Bond before settling down with the solid loving and lovable gal of your dreams. Meanwhile your ex got what she deserved, just like Linda in "The Wedding Singer" (plus she got fat like Ben Stiller in "Dodgeball")! Hooray for you! Hooray for not learning any lesson and having shit work out like you secretly hoped it would even while you were pining for her all those months ago

I know thats what it sounds like, and I'm sorry if you miscontrued my post. It doesnt make me feel any better to see her in a bad predicament, as her life no longer has any effect on mine. I said that I bare no ill will towards her and I meant that. We still talk and I've told her on many occassions I hope everything works out for her, we all deserve the best out of this short life and she is no different.

and this is not about revenge, nor is it a fantasy. I was honest with you guys 3 years ago, and I'm being honest now. It may sound like some bullshit straight out of an Adam Sandler movie, but I swear this is exactly how the aftermath went down.

[Heccubus]

*raises hand*
And two years later, I still don't give a shit.

Seriously, I could have never seen this topic necromanced back into existence again, and would have been just fine. Is it at all necessary to keep bringing it back from the depths of thread Hades for the sake of updating us on your sordid affairs?

This post has been edited by Heccubus: 09 July 2007 - 10:40 PM

[Storm Shadow]

It's not everday I get to see posts with the words "necromanced" and "sordid" in them. Bravo, Hercules.

[barend]

WTF did I say?

sugestion#2995: chloroform her and put her on a train to the north pole!
EDIT: that's right i misspelled 'pole'

Huh?

What happened to that plan?