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THE GNOMES ARE ALIVE! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

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Posted 13 March 2008 - 04:48 PM

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'Creepy gnome' terrorises town
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A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”

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Watch the video attached. Its either a rather good forgery, or JESUS CHRIST THE GNONES HAVE COME ALIVE.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 06:29 PM

Hehheh, I saw the video the other day. It was pretty funny. And you're right, it really pretty good. If it's a forgery, that is. Reminded me of a Goosebumps episode tongue.gif
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 07:46 PM

Well obviously it's a dude in a costume, and the guys filming it went out of their way to make it look like an accident. This reminds me of the Cottingley fairies or that legendary Bigfoot film. Isn't it great how these films always cut out before you get to see anything? With the Bigfoot one the beast was too fast to be followed; in this one the accidental documentarians were "too scared."

I am glad however to see that some South Americans are making up shit that has nothing to do with the Virgin Mary. That shows cultural progress.
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Posted 13 March 2008 - 10:04 PM

I just listend to Gnome Song! This arctile reminded me of it, thanks chyld!
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Posted 14 March 2008 - 11:59 AM

Haha Jordan gets points for te classic L&E reference! Maybe the ones that run New England are on vacation?

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 12:59 PM

It's probably a midget who decided to cause trouble. Either that or....



Part of me kind of wants it to be Leprechaun.

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Posted 14 March 2008 - 01:17 PM

Impossible. Leprechaun's in space.

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 11:26 AM

Just imagine me throwing down a LOL WUT? pear. Seriously, scared of a gnome crab walking at night? What has this gnome done besides be the star of a poorly shot film? Does General Guales need publicity this badly? I'm not even going to get started on more typical flagrant gnome-hate.

And yeah, woot for the Gnomesong!. It played on my MP3 player's random playlist the other day.
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Posted 17 March 2008 - 04:44 AM

QUOTE (Slade @ Mar 16 2008, 01:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm not even going to get started on more typical flagrant gnome-hate.

Thanks for waiting for me, but to be honest, that's not a gnome. At best I'd say it's a forgery made by the actual gnomes to sow doubt about their actual schemes. The bastards.
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Posted 20 March 2008 - 01:04 PM

FAIL
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