[KurganX]

Okay, this was so silly I figured I should post it here, it's from IMDB, of course, so it may not last long! http://imdb.com/titl...d/nest/91864644


Feel free to add to it...

100 things Yoda does all day
by some kids at IMDB.com


100) Practice writing fortune cookies

99) Find new recipes for sludge

98) Join the 'our swamp is not a car park for x-wing pilots' protest group.

97) Paint a face on a rock and name it Wilson.

96) Become friends with the swamp monster.

95) Grow a beard and swim naked through the swamp.

94) Farts smoke rings and judges them on a scale of 1 to 10.

93) Day dreams of doing it wookiee-style with Chewy.


(I can see Yoda being into cross-stitch. What on earth would a person have to eat to fart smoke rings?)

(Hes a 3 foot tall green alien. I do think he's ever eaten anything on earth.)

92) Defend himself from paternity allegations made by Kermit the frogs mother.

91) Smokes crack out of a special Jedi pipe.

90) Masturbates over pics of sexy Jedi b!tchs

89) Wishes he was Chuck Norris

88) Drives around Dagobah with his left blinker on.

[TheOrator]

Good god.

If that's the best they could come up with taxed only for eighteen, a full list of 100 will be less funny than World War II.

[KurganX]

Over-enthusiastic "top ___" lists are a daily staple of fanboys/girls on IMDB.

A few more were added today!

87) Tries to forget the horrible plastic surgery nightmare that he suffered between The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones.

86) Watches the Game and Has a Bud

This post has been edited by KurganX: 08 March 2008 - 03:23 PM

[Otal Nimrodi]

My god, those were even worse.

Alright, we need to get some funny in here, quick-like.

[J m HofMarN]

57: Snigger at fanboys who write lists of what he does all day.

[Simperin' Fool]

#14 Come to the aid of thirsty travellers.

"Soda, you seek soda!"

[Slade]

It only took them eleven entries before Chuck Norris was invoked. If this was made after February of 2005 (when those jokes got old), this list must be burned immediately. I don't think I have seen a more pathetic list in my life.

[Simperin' Fool]

I don't think I have seen a more pathetic list in my life.

That's what makes it amusing in an ironic sort of way.

[KurganX]

See, I knew you guys could be wittier!

Now quick, before somebody comes up with "1 million and 1 reasons Star Wars is cooler than Star Trek"...

[KurganX]

It gets worse... MUCH WORSE! The imdb kids reach new heights of comic genius!

85) Surfs E Bay

84) walks round bollock naked

83) Moves rock around using the force

82) Uses the force to peel fruit

81) Watches The Steve Wilko's Show in his pants

80) Tucks his Co.ck and balls between his legs and minces round saying im a pretty girl.

79) writes a movie about dinosaurs on an island that will be turned into an amusement park...he hopes to be finished in a couple months

(yes, these are un-edited, all I did was remove the name of the person who posted them)