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by some kids at IMDB.com
100) Practice writing fortune cookies
99) Find new recipes for sludge
98) Join the 'our swamp is not a car park for x-wing pilots' protest group.
97) Paint a face on a rock and name it Wilson.
96) Become friends with the swamp monster.
95) Grow a beard and swim naked through the swamp.
94) Farts smoke rings and judges them on a scale of 1 to 10.
93) Day dreams of doing it wookiee-style with Chewy.
(I can see Yoda being into cross-stitch. What on earth would a person have to eat to fart smoke rings?)
(Hes a 3 foot tall green alien. I do think he's ever eaten anything on earth.)
92) Defend himself from paternity allegations made by Kermit the frogs mother.
91) Smokes crack out of a special Jedi pipe.
90) Masturbates over pics of sexy Jedi b!tchs
89) Wishes he was Chuck Norris
88) Drives around Dagobah with his left blinker on.