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#46 User is offline   Casual Icon

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Mar 7 2008, 07:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmm, this is getting a bit too aggressive, so I'll deploy another conversation-breaker:



I REALLY hate you... dry.gif
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 07:50 PM

QUOTE (Sniffles @ Mar 7 2008, 03:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You don't understand the idea behind goatse, except for the fact that it's "pretty gross", but you apparently know about Pedobear and find it hilarious. What's the matter with you, boy? You on drugs? Take my word for it, ED is a useless website for anyone with two braincells. ED is a watered-down 4chan, where parents can take their kids to fun, family-safe tour of all the wonderful memes of the internet. Those people are worse than Urban Dictionary.


Watered down? family-safe? Have you been to ED?

Type "pain series" and click go in the search engine.
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Posted 07 March 2008 - 08:04 PM

Okay, I wasn't forcing anyone into liking ED. And for the love of God, don't think I'm your "boy", you guys. I've had enough of that on the net.

(I'm out of this thread for now)
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Posted 07 March 2008 - 09:16 PM

QUOTE (Ghello @ Mar 7 2008, 07:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Watered down? family-safe? Have you been to ED?

Type "pain series" and click go in the search engine.


When I said "family-safe", I was referring to the fact that you can just go into the search engine and type "cockmongler" and laugh your head off without having to look at mangled genitals. If you actually went to /b/, you'd have to deal with all the gore and the vore and the scat and then maybe see some longcat.


Now let's stop discussing this shit.
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Posted 09 March 2008 - 10:03 AM

Good stuff! Made even more funny by the Devil May Cry 4 advert after the video biggrin.gif Some very funny comments in there "Y-man" lol, good to see you reference Die Hard 4 as a shit sequel too! Anyway, keep it up - very cool stuff! Whats more is there's gauranteed giantess content in every review so I'm happy .^^
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Posted 09 March 2008 - 10:43 AM

Yeah, one of his best reviews.

And what's wrong with urbandictionary? Is there nothing amusing in something that tells you nothing whatsoever, but claims everything is a reference to an obscene sex act?

Ok, yeah, probably not.
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Posted 09 March 2008 - 10:59 AM

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Mar 9 2008, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah, one of his best reviews.

And what's wrong with urbandictionary? Is there nothing amusing in something that tells you nothing whatsoever, but claims everything is a reference to an obscene sex act?

Ok, yeah, probably not.

Was there a reference to the Urban dictionary in the review? I did not notice it.
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Posted 09 March 2008 - 11:09 AM

You apparently missed the 3-page long, completely off-topic flamefest in this thread.


Or you might have been sarcastic and I interpreted it the wrong way.
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Posted 09 March 2008 - 11:13 AM

When was there flaming?
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Posted 09 March 2008 - 11:53 AM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Mar 9 2008, 04:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You apparently missed the 3-page long, completely off-topic flamefest in this thread.


Or you might have been sarcastic and I interpreted it the wrong way.


Yes, I was being sarcastic and avoiding the fact I fired it up a bit.
I guess you call it "responsibility" and steering away from it.

Or is there another name for it?(rhetorical question)
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Posted 09 March 2008 - 03:29 PM

Alright, since I can't edit my last post for some reason, I'm just gonna have to double post for this:

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 09:27 AM

I liked Die Hard 4. It was fun and yes, a little stupid, but I was entertained by it. I don't care what other people think.

To be honest, I don't mind a little off-topic fanaticism now and then. If all we ever talk about on this forum is stuff that Yahtzee does, things will get really boring really fast.
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Posted 10 March 2008 - 11:12 AM

QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Mar 10 2008, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I liked Die Hard 4. It was fun and yes, a little stupid, but I was entertained by it. I don't care what other people think.


Having John fighting a Savate master and bull riding a fighting jet was pretty much entertaining...and firing a car into a chopper too and saving his daughter and the ongoing list of things no body would do.

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To be honest, I don't mind a little off-topic fanaticism now and then. If all we ever talk about on this forum is stuff that Yahtzee does, things will get really boring really fast.


Ture, true. We're not his slaves, after all.
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Posted 11 March 2008 - 08:58 AM

The CG kinda ruined it for me, I mean, if you're gonna use CG, please make your entire movie CG like Beowulf or something, not just a way to save money.

Like when they duck behind that pillar and that car hits and part of the pillar comes off, did that really have to be CG? I mean come on, how much money would it really cost to run a car into a pillar and make it break a little?

This post has been edited by Ghello: 11 March 2008 - 08:59 AM

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Posted 11 March 2008 - 10:22 AM

QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Mar 10 2008, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I liked Die Hard 4. It was fun and yes, a little stupid, but I was entertained by it. I don't care what other people think.


Of course it was entertaining and fun. The point was, it continues on from a series that started from a movie that is considered by many to be one of the greatest action movies ever. The first movie had good characters, tense and claustrophobic scenario, smart action sequences, good plot progression, a great climax, some extremely tense scenes, a great thrill and tension that went through the whole movie and a great way to finish the whole thing off.

It's not a question of whether DH4 was a bad movie, it's more of a question of how it supported the series, and I personally, being the die hard Die Hard fan I am (couldn't resist, sorry), felt it brought the series down and didn't live up to the high standard that was set.
Then again, I felt the same way about Die Hard 3.
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