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#31 User is offline   Gobbler Icon

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 11:16 PM

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You really need to look past the racism and ignorance and see the real reason why the site was made.

To give disgruntled deviantART members a place where they could bitch and moan without being modded or banned?

But really now, ED can offer you a nice point of view upon political correctness, but apart from that, it's not really that much of a good and humorous read.

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 11:23 PM

I have no idea how to find any of that, Jenx. But thanks for alerting me to its existence.

Game Over, it's to my understanding that ED was created to be a reservoir of internet drama and 4chan memes. And goatse. Mostly goatse. Uncyclopedia is far superior and I will hear no argument. (I rewrote the biography of MC Hammer as part of their Conservation Week.)
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Posted 07 March 2008 - 04:52 AM

I'd have to agree that Uncycopedia is a lot better read then ED.

ED is just the same "This is gay, shit, fuck cock, sucks and it's full of niggros". This is pretty much their opinion on everything, which gets repetitive and boring after the 3rd article you read.
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Posted 07 March 2008 - 09:30 AM

ED is only funny when it comes to 4chan stories or articles on sick fucks. Anything else is boring like Jenx said.

I dunno, ED is really stupid to the point that it's funny at times, I just read that MC article and it was just stupid, not so stupid it was funny, I mean some funny things were in there but it was just plain, no lettuce or tomato stupid.
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Posted 07 March 2008 - 09:52 AM

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Uncyclopedia is far superior and I will hear no argument.


I was just going to say that. I'm confounded as to why ED has so much more popularity.

Edit: I suppose it has to do with all that 13 year old 4chan scum who are blinded by its EDGINESS.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 12:24 PM

Glad to know that we have some people here with real humor taste here (for Uncyclopedia).

But, ED has some secrets that Wikipedia and even UP don't have. One is the fact that they have a page for Youtube Poop (ignore this if you've never heard about it), it also has a page for Pedobear and is also the only site which has the real facts about the Pedophile webcomic writer, Tim Buckley (wonder why yahtzee hates CAD).

Other than that, I agree on everything else you guys said.

PS: Is someone thinking about making a page for Yahtzee on UP?

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I see. I've also re-written pages such as 'Tekken' and made an article on Kane and Lynch. Not really funny, though.

BTW, was goatse those stretches asshole pictures? Thats pretty gross. Never understood it.

PS: http://uncyclopedia....on_a_true_story

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 12:51 PM

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Glad to know that we have some people here with real humor taste here (for Uncyclopedia).


Saying I should like ED because it has three redeeming qualities that everybody can agree on is like saying that I should support the presidency of George W. Bush because he got exactly three things right in his 8 year term.

I can see how somebody would find it funny, but I don't. Tim Buckley is a douche but as far as I'm concerned THIS is the only website that has made me laugh about that fact. Besides, if you weren't there during the whole "pedophile" incident then why the hell should you care about it?

Humor is subjective. Your comment insinuates that if we don't find the same things humorous that you do, we don't have a sense of humor. Don't be one of those "everybody is entitled to MY opinion" cretins.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 01:26 PM

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(wonder why yahtzee hates CAD).

Probably has something to do with the fact that it's unfunny and just generally shit.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:40 PM

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ED is only funny when it comes to 4chan stories or articles on sick fucks. Anything else is boring like Jenx said.

I dunno, ED is really stupid to the point that it's funny at times, I just read that MC article and it was just stupid, not so stupid it was funny, I mean some funny things were in there but it was just plain, no lettuce or tomato stupid.



It would probably be funnier if you knew more about MC Hammer. (He really is an ordained minister, for instance.) But I'll admit that while it's an improvement over the original, it's not comedy gold and I'm a little rusty.

The thing about Uncyclopedia is that is actually enforces being funny and not just stupid (although it does havequality articles that are pretty stupid), whereas ED doesn't have any quality standards that I'm aware of.

Also, let's lynch Joshofalltrades. I don't know why. Something about Bush.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:40 PM

QUOTE (Game Over @ Mar 7 2008, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Glad to know that we have some people here with real humor taste here (for Uncyclopedia).

But, ED has some secrets that Wikipedia and even UP don't have. One is the fact that they have a page for Youtube Poop (ignore this if you've never heard about it), it also has a page for Pedobear and is also the only site which has the real facts about the Pedophile webcomic writer, Tim Buckley (wonder why yahtzee hates CAD).

Other than that, I agree on everything else you guys said.

PS: Is someone thinking about making a page for Yahtzee on UP?



I see. I've also re-written pages such as 'Tekken' and made an article on Kane and Lynch. Not really funny, though.

BTW, was goatse those stretches asshole pictures? Thats pretty gross. Never understood it.

PS: http://uncyclopedia....on_a_true_story


You don't understand the idea behind goatse, except for the fact that it's "pretty gross", but you apparently know about Pedobear and find it hilarious. What's the matter with you, boy? You on drugs? Take my word for it, ED is a useless website for anyone with two braincells. ED is a watered-down 4chan, where parents can take their kids to fun, family-safe tour of all the wonderful memes of the internet. Those people are worse than Urban Dictionary.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:52 PM

Hmm, this is getting a bit too aggressive, so I'll deploy another conversation-breaker:


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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:11 PM

Thanks for getting us back on topic, Gobbler.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 03:55 PM

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I can see how somebody would find it funny, but I don't. Tim Buckley is a douche but as far as I'm concerned THIS is the only website that has made me laugh about that fact. Besides, if you weren't there during the whole "pedophile" incident then why the hell should you care about it?

After that, and looking at the comic, I actually feel really crap and pissed off. How can a webcomic be that bad!? It would be better if it were completely blank! Well, that ruined my day...
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Posted 07 March 2008 - 06:20 PM

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Thanks for getting us back on topic, Gobbler.

If linking to a bunch of Japanese schoolgirls in a thread about reviewing crappy video games is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Now don't make me launch the "They're Korean, not Japanese, there's a difference." measure...

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 07:47 PM

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