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Star Wars-episode VII "The Other Boleyn Girl is a Jumper"

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 07:44 AM

well, alas..here we are! Its been 3 yrs since the last Star Wars movie came out in 2005, and if Lucas didnt have his head up his cosmic ass by flat out lying to every fan saying that he never envisioned 12 episodes in the SW saga, we would undoubtedly be treated to another Star Wars film

..cause as every fan knows, these damn films take 3 yrs to make, and are released as such, every 3 years.

but looks like this isnt happening for a while.

but wait a minute, the last film was episode III, ..and since IV, V, and VI were completed by the mid-eighties,..it leaves the cast from III looking for other roles to pursue.

Now, of course, Lucas could get very creative with episode VII and bring back Hayden and Natalie in a typical holographic form in the next chapter, as to keep them alive in the story.

THAT would be interesting, and as anyone knows, Lucas' writing never makes too much logic anyways.

But no...fans arent getting any new Star Wars films..so Hayden stars in "Jumper", and Natalie is in "The Other Boleyn Girl"...which find it interesting that both films were released in February.

you see,.. the plots for both films could somehow be intertwined and seasoned heavily with Lucasfilm flair to create "The Other Boleyn Jedi Jumper"

or "Return of the Other Boleyn Jumper Girl"

my personal favorite: ..."The Other Boleyn Girl is a Jedi Jumper" (bwa-ha ha ha ha!!!!)

" A New Hope for the other Jedi Jumper who Strikes Back at the Boleyn Girl's Empire"

"Revenge of the other Boleyn Clone Attack Girl who is a Phantom Sith Jumper Menace"

"Dont Return Attack Strikes or Revenge to be a Jumper Clone Menace to the Other New Hope Boleyn Sith Girl Society while Drinking your Phantom Jedi Juice in the Empire Hood"

To the Other Wong Foo Jumper Attack Girl, Thanks for Everything in the Phantom Clone Empire, from Sith Julie Newmar

This post has been edited by blueoceans: 27 February 2008 - 08:11 AM

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 07:30 PM



Im not sure what is happening here
could you please explain



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