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Stop! Is that poop on your lemon? Feb. 26, 2008
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 09:17 AM
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Posted 05 March 2008 - 03:27 PM
Whatever.
Given the proclivity towards homosexual activity around these parts, I'm surprised that there's a concern regarding the transference of fecal matter.
Given the proclivity towards homosexual activity around these parts, I'm surprised that there's a concern regarding the transference of fecal matter.
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Posted 06 March 2008 - 05:00 AM
QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 28 2008, 11:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, just noticed the spelling that lets us know this story's from the continent. Could you describe the colour and flavour of the faeces? You people and your love of vowels...
Because the fact that the fine was in pounds didn't give it away?
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Posted 16 March 2008 - 08:49 PM
QUOTE (Despondent @ Mar 5 2008, 03:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever.
Given the proclivity towards homosexual activity around these parts, I'm surprised that there's a concern regarding the transference of fecal matter.
Given the proclivity towards homosexual activity around these parts, I'm surprised that there's a concern regarding the transference of fecal matter.
Not to mention hair product.
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Posted 24 March 2008 - 01:45 PM
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Given the proclivity towards homosexual activity around these parts, I'm surprised that there's a concern regarding the transference of fecal matter.
I call your stereotype. Homosexuals are more renowned for being tidy, not for fudgepacking, and thus cannot be associated with the poo lemon phenomenon.
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Posted 26 March 2008 - 01:41 PM
I don't know about poopy lemons, but I did get recycled french fries once. The top layer of fries were hot and crispy, then underneath they were salted and peppered and BBQ sauced. T'was gross. That was also the time that the waitress brought out some melted (to puddle state) ice cream and told us it was "soft serve" and it was "supposed to look like that."
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Posted 07 April 2008 - 01:08 AM
um i hope you didn't eat that
and i hope you called talked to
a manager or at least called health services
cuz thats sick
and i hope you called talked to
a manager or at least called health services
cuz thats sick
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