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"So, Bob, A Farewell to Arms isn't about some terrible war injury?"
He laughed for much longer than expected, so now I bring it to the world.
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The Instant-Gratification Egotist's Clever One-Liners and Witticisms Thread For when the opportunity hasn't presented itself in real conversat
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TheOrator 
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Posted 24 February 2008 - 10:49 PM
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
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Simperin' Fool
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Posted 24 February 2008 - 11:02 PM
[To be said in a Russian accent when someone explains how something is supposed to work]
"Yes, supposed to work, supposed to. Just like Five Year plans!"
"Yes, supposed to work, supposed to. Just like Five Year plans!"
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- Cheer up, emo duck.
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Posted 25 February 2008 - 02:39 AM
Basically anything involving your mom. Instant classic.
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