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Posted 06 February 2008 - 01:02 PM

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Well....he really did it.
QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 15 2008, 05:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And the film should be shot in sepia, because real life was in sepia in the 1990s.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 02:15 PM

Indeed. Given the comment at the about his e-mail address, it does seem odd that even though he is forever complaining about receiving enough e-mails to warrant hiring a secretary, he keeps telling the world his e-mail address. There can only be one conclusion, he must enjoy his own torment. I suppose that on the bright side, it gives him something to complain about every week.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 03:42 PM

Pain of the body, pain of the soul, pain of the mind.
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And the film should be shot in sepia, because real life was in sepia in the 1990s.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 05:16 PM

The part with the nukes makes me really want to play this.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 05:48 PM

"Boingo boingo whoopy knickers"? More like "cartwright flibberdib trousers"!
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 08:09 PM

Wow, I never really expected Yahtzee to like it. I gave it a go and just thought it was another mindless shooter. Oh that and some guy kept going on about all the explosions and how cool it was to shoot through walls, and games that focus on silly little gimmicks just arn't fun. I might give it another go, might.

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 03:51 AM

QUOTE (Dannysaysnoo @ Feb 7 2008, 09:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The part with the nukes makes me really want to play this.


I don't know if it'd work like that, though.


Oh, and yeah, I do sort of wonder why Yahtzee gives his email...what does he expect people who've watched his reviews to send him?
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 06:11 AM

QUOTE (Dannysaysnoo @ Feb 6 2008, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The part with the nukes makes me really want to play this.


Plot spoilers follow donít read if you donít want to know.



Imagine the scene in Terminator 2 where Sara Connor is standing outside the kids play park when the nukes start going off thatís it basically, except youíre in a helicopter trying to escape the blast radius and it gets knocked form the sky. I was really shocked when they killed off the marine largely because the developers are American. This means they must really hate Bush since making a game where doubt is cast on the righteousness of American marines and shows them being soundly punished for their leaders lack of restraint would probably get them tarred and feathered in many parts of the US. Also the ending where most of the SAS get killed was pretty powerful, another example of how games are approaching films in the quality of direction. All in all while I wasnít one of the people who nagged him to review it I loved the game and I'm glad to see Yahtzee got the same conclusions as me.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 11:46 AM

Meh, [statement of agreement with Yahtzee], but [statement of disagreement with Yahtzee].

"[Direct quotation from the review]", hahaha.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:01 PM

QUOTE (AdamM @ Feb 8 2008, 02:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Meh, [statement of agreement with Yahtzee], but [statement of disagreement with Yahtzee].

"[Direct quotation from the review]", hahaha.

wtvr fgt
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:31 PM

QUOTE (AdamM @ Feb 7 2008, 04:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Meh, [statement of agreement with Yahtzee], but [statement of disagreement with Yahtzee].

"[Direct quotation from the review]", hahaha.

I agree, but [mindless trolling leading to flaming]!
Tiredness can kill! Have a break, have a Kit-Kat.
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 01:39 PM

[compulsory offering of popcorn to the whole round]

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Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:35 PM

[Bracketed Statement]
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 02:36 PM

The part that I liked was [futile attempt to get back on topic].
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Posted 07 February 2008 - 03:26 PM

In my personal opinion, [cheese] and [mmmm cheesey goodness]. But mostly, let us no forget what made the game so great. I am of course, taking about the cheese...
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