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Would the real Yahtzee Croshaw, please stand up? Zero Punctuation confusion

#31 Simperin' Fool

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 02:19 PM

QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Feb 1 2008, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It's a well known fact that the only people who screw sheep are clergymen.

Thank you.

Taking into consideration that Jesus is the "lamb of God", I now have another reason to cringe when I hear televangelists talking about Jesus' love.

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 06:53 PM

QUOTE (bobsickle @ Feb 1 2008, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

But I am the Scottish. Well, one of them... we have a population of about 5 million... Which is frankly piffle. And there are some Scottish sheep-shagging stereotypes too. *cough*Aberdeen*cough*... Who said that!?

You dare insult Aberdeen!?

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 07:09 PM

Just to make sure, I was joking because 1) I knew there were at least two other regular members from Aberdeen, and 2) I'm on the West Coast now!

It was also something said in the Borders... When we played a team from Aberdeen at rugby, and beat them!

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 07:30 PM

... Just don't let it happen again...

On a side note, this forum has alot more Scottish folk compared to some others...

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 07:43 PM

QUOTE (Dannysaysnoo @ Feb 3 2008, 12:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

... Just don't let it happen again...

On a side note, this forum has alot more Scottish folk compared to some others...

What? 3? And that counts for a lot now? (There're probably more...)

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 09:28 PM

QUOTE (bobsickle @ Feb 3 2008, 12:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

What? 3? And that counts for a lot now? (There're probably more...)

I'm not Scottish I'm a Polish immigrant that’s come over to steal your women and jobs.

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 09:31 PM

QUOTE (Casual @ Feb 3 2008, 02:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm not Scottish I'm a Polish immigrant that’s come over to steal your women and jobs.

Whoo! Cheap labour!

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 11:16 PM

Women give the jobs, just so you know.

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 11:44 PM

QUOTE (Casual @ Feb 2 2008, 05:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Scotland! It's freezing cold and theres fuck all else to do!

More to Ireland. I hear they have lovely potatoes there.

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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yahtzee is gay?!

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 11:50 PM

QUOTE (Simperin' Fool @ Feb 2 2008, 02:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Taking into consideration that Jesus is the "lamb of God", I now have another reason to cringe when I hear televangelists talking about Jesus' love.

Oh dear GOD, man, I just lost 1 Sanity

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 09:08 AM

QUOTE (GoldenSeducer @ Feb 3 2008, 04:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Women give the jobs, just so you know.

I think I took that completly the wrong way.

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 02:18 PM

Excellent. My work here is completed.

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:10 PM

QUOTE (bobsickle @ Feb 2 2008, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Whoo! Cheap labour!

*gasps*

You

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:13 PM

QUOTE (Telekinetic Bear @ Feb 9 2008, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

*gasps*

You

Yes, me. *Checks own post count* It has been for a while...

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Post icon Posted 10 February 2008 - 02:25 AM

Well, here goes my first post:

After seeing Yahtzee's SH origins review, he suddenly became one of my favorite critics (the other one is the Nostalgia critic).

I just saw his COD4 review and I can say that Yahtzee has an awful lot to offer with each review and from a rate of 1 to 10, I would give it a 12.

I would like to compare him with Charlie Brooker for their similar style of criticizing things and compare both with Bill Hicks in the dark comic manner.

Now, I pretty much check every thing he has. His essays, comics, articles and etc.
I might even play his games.