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Would the real Yahtzee Croshaw, please stand up? Zero Punctuation confusion

#16 Casual

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 01:52 PM

QUOTE (GoldenSeducer @ Feb 1 2008, 06:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

People get laid for fun where you are, Casual? Sounds like my kind of place.

Scotland! It's freezing cold and theres fuck all else to do!

QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 03:13 PM

QUOTE (Casual @ Feb 1 2008, 01:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Scotland! It's freezing cold and theres fuck all else to do!

I wouldn't mind having a little more Scottish in me.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 03:21 PM

Well we have good old-fashioned Scottish snow right now. You know, the sort that barely lays at all because it's been chucking it down for the past few weeks. Ah, Fort William weather... How I loathe thee... But yeah, I haven't even got the "getting laid" thing, so I sit at the computer, just staring at it until something happens. Or a meal time... Or a cup of tea is made... Damn I wish I knew what a woman was!

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 03:35 PM

QUOTE (bobsickle @ Feb 1 2008, 03:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Damn I wish I knew what a woman was!

Aren't there any sheep around?

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 03:40 PM

QUOTE (GoldenSeducer @ Feb 1 2008, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Aren't there any sheep around?

I can't see them in the snow. And the highland cattle's a bit too big. It might kill me if it falls over/stands on me. I'm also not into that sort of stuff. I'm not quite that bad yet.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 04:54 PM

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Aren't there any sheep around?

Those are the Welsh, not the English.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:08 PM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Feb 1 2008, 09:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Those are the Welsh, not the English.

But I am the Scottish. Well, one of them... we have a population of about 5 million... Which is frankly piffle. And there are some Scottish sheep-shagging stereotypes too. *cough*Aberdeen*cough*... Who said that!?

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:44 PM

I like the whole Welsh is to English as New Zealand is to Australian.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 06:14 PM

It's a well known fact that the only people who screw sheep are clergymen.

Thank you.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 06:24 PM

There are 30 million Americans and Australians of Irish ancestry and only about 3 million people living in Ireland.

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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Yahtzee is gay?!

#26 Casual

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 07:21 PM

QUOTE (bobsickle @ Feb 1 2008, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I live in Aberdeen but I'm not from there so I'll let that insult slide bob.

Apart from that we dont shag sheep in the snow its too cold, leads to shall we say "circulation problems".

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QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 11:30 PM

This thread makes me want to put on a kilt and yell "FREEDOM!"

On topic, I did listen to the first Zero Punctuation recently, and I did notice the difference in the speech patterns. I think when he started out, he wasn't trying to out-do himself. Like he wasn't thinking "oh shit if I don't speak fast enough they'll kill my family!" But I recall watching ZP for the first time and being like "this guy speaks awful fast". I guess the change in voice speed has been so gradual you don't notice it each week.

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 12:17 AM

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