[joshofalltrades]

Haha, SUCKERS! I have a wife, which means I can have sex anytime that she wants.

[Jenx]

Haha, SUCKERS! I have a wife, which means I can have sexanytime that she wants.

You're lying, these two cancel each other out.

This post has been edited by Jenx: 29 January 2008 - 10:40 AM

[Dannysaysnoo]

People who makes arrows like this => => faggettes

[bobsickle]

Haha, SUCKERS! I have a wife, which means I can have sex anytime that she wants.

This implies that you don't have sex very often. "Anytime that she wants" would be rare. Well, I'm still considering celebasy as a Buddhist monk. It avoids the awkward "virgin" conversations a little better... Why did I choose to be a nerd...?

This post has been edited by bobsickle: 29 January 2008 - 12:58 PM

[Dannysaysnoo]

The path of the Nerd is not a path you can choose.

Also, say your Asexual.

[Jenx]

You don't CHOOSE to be a nerd, you just become one. That is also why you can't stop either.

[joshofalltrades]

This implies that you don't have sex very often. "Anytime that she wants" would be rare.

Yes, that was the joke.

[bobsickle]

Yes, that was the joke.

I know. I like ruining jokes for other people. It is a gentle hobby. And the whole nerd thing's kinda ruined me for life then apparently... Although the Buddhist monk thing did too... I'll just do both anyway... Yay for celibacy!

[Gobbler]

This is why we can't have nice people.

[a Nurgaling]

Celebacy is for fools. No man is a real man till hes had sex with a real woman.
best get started then... what leave me alone I'm only 16.

[looktothesky]

If the woman you're with doesn't want to have sex with you at all / hardly ever, you must be doing a pretty shitty job in bed.

This post has been edited by looktothesky: 29 January 2008 - 07:40 PM

[Itaritz]

Wow, I've forgotten what this topic was actually about.*hits back a few times*

Ah yes, Yahtzee classicism. Personally, I'm a ZP noob, and I've only traced "Mr. Y"'s exploits as far back as Y.T.O.T.W., which I honestly can say that I enjoyed far more than Zero Punctuation. And while I haven't read every single article on "FR" (I'm picking up the slang), I have read a lot of the older articles, and of those only Ask Yahtzee and a few other random ones really stick out as better than or as good as the average ZP. The rest of it just doesn't click with me.

So from my it's-all-past-tense-anyway perspective, would I rather go back to the old days of text and MS paint? No, no I don't think I would. Yahtzee had good moments before, but ZP is the first thing since Y.T.O.T.W., at least that I have found so far, that I can count on to be consistently hilarious.

...

...How the hell is "classicism" a word when "Yahtzee" isn't? I thought I was making one of those words up and that the other was a well-known game. God, my spellcheck thing is so clueless. It doesn't understand me at all. >_<

Also, say your Asexual.

Haha, that's funny...because...I actually am. Really.

...

*cries*

[zoozilla]

Actually nerdiness is a trait passed on from your mother...

So..if you're a nerd, it's because you had sex with your mom.



Yeah, that didn't quite work.

***
"Aaaaaah Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am!"

[EkkieBurt]

Call me a pessimist (I like to think I’m a realist) but I certainly hope Yahtzee has been making plans for other projects during his off time. Before he was the internet sensation he is now, and when he was just a comparatively unknown indie-game developer sensation, I was starting to get worried about his lack of recognition.

The minute I realized that this Zero Punctuation thing really took off, I was relieved to see him get praise for many of the things that we (the forumites) knew he was capable of. I did however, ask myself “How long is this Zero Punctuation thing gonna last?” As great as ZP is, the rabid dog pit that is the internet does eventually grow bored of its play things, before running off to find the next flavour of the month… and sap it dry.

I mean, for as long as it lasts, that’s great. But I think now’s the opportune time for him to branch off into other avenues.

In short, Yahtzee needs to write a huge fucking book.

[Chyld]

...another huge fucking book, surely. He's done two, they just haven't been published.

And anything Yahtzee did pre-YTOTW is a bit hazy and hard to come by, unless you were there, which'd include all of... erm... Chefelf himself? I think going backwards, we have:
- ZP
- Articles for Hyper et similar.
- Chzo Mythos, and other assorted games
- FR
- Both YTOTW and his Lance and Eskimo articles (most of these are on FR now, but look in his garish red L&E page for some underseen gems)
~ The Rob Blanc Trilogy
~ Reality on the Norm stuff
~ Somes games involving the red-headed professor guy from the last few YTOTW
~~Closely related, the site it was hosted, a Geocities one if I'm not mistaken. What went on there is beyond the ken of man.
- The Arthur Yahtzee Trilogy (I know full well that was the first thing he made, although I don't know how I know...)

Think I caught everything. Was rather fun. Why did I do it again?

I've only traced "Mr. Y"'s exploits as far back as Y.T.O.T.W

Oh yeah.