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(Favorite) Game to be reviewed To be (mabie...not....never....) reviewed by our favorite reviewer?

#31 User is offline   AdamM Icon

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Posted 25 January 2008 - 03:28 PM

For the record I'm being totally sincere. The only reason I would be sarcastic is to expose idiocy, which would be pointless because there is none on this forum.
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Posted 28 January 2008 - 03:29 PM

I'd like him to Review StarCraft 2 when it comes out.
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Posted 28 January 2008 - 03:41 PM

The Orange bo---- oh wait...

Erm... Call of Duty 4... in my oppinion there is a lot of depth to that game other then it being an FPS. Espeically the Snipey Snipey mission when walking through the destroyed building and hearing the children play and what not.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 08:49 AM

Come to think of it I think it would be cool if he did a full review of the darkness, I mean he reviewed the demo which was a bit shit and his review reflected that. It's a shame really because I bought a cheap copy and knocked it out in 8 hours and the storyline is fantastic it really has some of the best voice acting I've ever seen in a game and a great plot.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:27 PM

Puzzle Quest -- since he seemed to have enjoyed Peggle so much.
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 12:35 PM

QUOTE (Casual @ Feb 1 2008, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come to think of it I think it would be cool if he did a full review of the darkness, I mean he reviewed the demo which was a bit shit and his review reflected that. It's a shame really because I bought a cheap copy and knocked it out in 8 hours and the storyline is fantastic it really has some of the best voice acting I've ever seen in a game and a great plot.

From what I heard though, Marc Silvestri would have been insulted by what they've done to his character. That is, if he wasn't involved in the creation of the game. Which I doubt. Hang on, I'll check Wikipedia...


Oh holy cow, that's not The Darkness at all. Stick to the actual story if you create a game based on a comic, geez... fighting the Angelus could have been a lot of fun.

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 06:51 PM

I really want a review of the new Turok game.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 07:16 AM

I'd like him to review all his own games. It'd be interesting, if nothing else.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:40 AM

That would be the most pointless thing ever, for a start AGS has certain limitations that everyone accepts so highlighting them is pointless. Also he's not going to be objective about his own work who would?
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 12:27 PM

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He never IS objective. You play a game and give your opinion on it.
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 06:32 PM

Can't help but imagining a "Yahtzee reviews yahtzee" headline...

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 10:35 PM

I said something here then realized that it made me look remarkably stupid.

So instead, I'll make fun of myself and at least retain some of my dignity.


This post has been edited by deALPHAmale: 27 February 2008 - 10:40 PM

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 10:43 PM

I liked his review of psychonauts and would like to see more reviews like that one. Backtracking and reviewing good games the mainstream for whatever reason missed the first time around.

Failing that, an over-hyped JRPG.
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Posted 28 February 2008 - 12:22 PM

QUOTE (Sliver @ Feb 28 2008, 04:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Failing that, an over-hyped JRPG.

Probably not going to happen.
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Posted 28 February 2008 - 02:15 PM

Kane and Lynch: Gay Men

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which will never be reviewed and may be ass raped if it does. Yahtzee has too much wit that may outwitty K&L's dialog which is as attractive as a "triple cunted hooker".

I figured Yahtzee doesn't like fighting game so Tekken would be anonymous and would remain anonymous till Namco-Bandai or whatever are nuked (although I may recall seeing Dead Or Alive 3 in his collection from a image he had somewhere).
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