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Weekday at Bernies Jan. 8, 2008

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 07:23 AM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Jan 28 2008, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You mean used as a bobsled? I don’t think a corpse would function well as a bobsled. Then again, there aren’t many uses for a human corpse.

It would if you froze it solid. You could also surf with it, using the nose/penis as a fin at the back.

And there are many uses for a corpse! Off the top of my head...

  • As company for the elderly
  • As a handy umbrella/hat rack
  • A door stop
  • Play hoops with it, the hoops going around the dead tadger
  • As a replacement to allow you to pretend you're at work when you're realy not
  • As US president
  • As an ego boosting 2nd player in a 2 player game
  • As a deterrent to neighbours visiting (turn up the heat)


More, I say!

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Posted 06 February 2008 - 11:46 AM

QUOTE (CJ Marren @ Feb 6 2008, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It would if you froze it solid. You could also surf with it, using the nose/penis as a fin at the back.

And there are many uses for a corpse! Off the top of my head...

  • As company for the elderly
  • As a handy umbrella/hat rack
  • A door stop
  • Play hoops with it, the hoops going around the dead tadger
  • As a replacement to allow you to pretend you're at work when you're realy not
  • As US president
  • As an ego boosting 2nd player in a 2 player game
  • As a deterrent to neighbours visiting (turn up the heat)


More, I say!


Did you get that from a Harry Enfield sketch?

Also Speedbumps. tongue.gif
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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