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Weekday at Bernies Jan. 8, 2008

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:54 PM

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Pair wheels dead man to store to cash his Social Security check, police say


NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store Tuesday and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

"The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side," Browne said.

The men left Cintron's body outside the store, went inside and tried to cash his $355 check, Browne said. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him, Browne said.

A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and "it's immediately apparent to him that Cintron is dead," Browne said.

The detective called uniformed New York Police Department officers at a nearby precinct. Emergency medical technicians arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store, Browne said. Police arrested Dalaia and O'Hare there, he said.

Cintron's body was taken to a hospital morgue. The medical examiner's office told police it appeared Cintron, 66, had died of natural causes within the previous 24 hours, Browne said.

"He was deceased in the apartment when he was removed by these two," Browne said.

Dalaia and O'Hare, both 65, were being held by police and faced check fraud charges, Browne said.

A call to a telephone number listed for Cintron at the apartment he shared with O'Hare went unanswered Tuesday evening. Police said they didn't have an address for Dalaia or attorney information for him or O'Hare.

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Yes, well... I suppose it was worth a shot. Their plan may have benifited from a wheelchair and some sunglasses however. But 2 points for effort.
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 01:44 AM

They were arrested on fraud charges? And not, say, pushing a dead man down the street charges?
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 02:28 AM

Where is that story I sent to you about the Kebabs?
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 01:13 PM

There really isnt a law against pushing a dead guy down the street. Unless you`re also having sex with him in California and or degrading him. I just dont think they figure they needed a law for that since anyone pushing a dead guy down the street is going to get arrested for something anyhow.

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 06:13 PM

Maybe failing to notify the police of a dead dude could be a misdemeanor charge or something. Although pushing him around town does seem like degrading a body. By the way, I know people who, if they lacked a conscience, would be dumb enough to try exactly this sort of thing.
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 06:31 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Jan 17 2008, 02:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where is that story I sent to you about the Kebabs?


I Posted it already you terminal wally.

Just before this one.
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:34 PM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 17 2008, 06:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They were arrested on fraud charges? And not, say, pushing a dead man down the street charges?


Thats illegal too now? Aww man there goes another freedom... tongue.gif
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:00 PM

I came up with the idea to use the corpses of fallen soldiers as decoys but the man in the white coat said it wasn’t feasible.

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I Posted it already you terminal wally.

Just before this one.


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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:00 AM



i can't believe these guys didn't try
to rob the dead mans bank accounts first.

It shouldn't be too hard to pass off a cheque or two
with ridiculously large amounts or forge a signature for a credit card

they lack sense and imagination
and now they have to suffer in prison



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Posted 18 January 2008 - 09:50 AM

As far as arresting them on charges of carting a corpse around, I know a lot of places make it illegal to move a body without approval from a coroner or emergency staff. Dunno if that would apply to where this took place, though.
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Posted 21 January 2008 - 06:52 AM

If I had a corpse, I'd wanna race it down a hill... why bother with petty money?!
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Posted 21 January 2008 - 03:46 PM

When I die I volunteer my body for your corpse races.

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Posted 22 January 2008 - 10:23 AM

I can do it one better. Make it a FLAMING corpse race. It adds to the danger!
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Posted 22 January 2008 - 11:26 PM

oh yes add to the danger
and the disgusting smell of a
decomposing corpse on fire

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Posted 28 January 2008 - 09:53 AM

QUOTE (CJ Marren @ Jan 21 2008, 10:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I had a corpse, I'd wanna race it down a hill... why bother with petty money?!


You mean used as a bobsled? I don’t think a corpse would function well as a bobsled. Then again, there aren’t many uses for a human corpse.
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