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Posted 17 February 2008 - 07:15 PM



Save the neck for me, Clark.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:04 PM

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To be honest guys if I found out I'd just eaten meat from a 14 year old girl I'm not sure being told I at least got the "fillet" cut would make me feel any better about it. mellow.gif


Eating a human being is no more unhealthy then eating another kind of mammal. I wouldn’t worry about it.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:58 PM

Unless you're eating the brain, quite a number of diseases have been known to be passed by the consumption of the brain.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 09:14 PM

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Unless you're eating the brain, quite a number of diseases have been known to be passed by the consumption of the brain.


Who eats brains these days?
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 09:47 PM

I remember reading something once about people in Mexico celebrating the Day of the Dead by eating the brains of recently deceased loved ones.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 11:58 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Feb 17 2008, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who eats brains these days?


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Posted 18 February 2008 - 03:37 AM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Feb 18 2008, 01:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eating a human being is no more unhealthy then eating another kind of mammal. I wouldn’t worry about it.


Exactly it’s actually really bad for you mammals are not supposed to cannibalise each other that’s how the BSE thing started. Anyway I was referring more to the psychological aspect of finding out you'd just eaten human meat I don’t know about you but I'd be scarred for life.
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 06:30 PM

I'd still be more traumatised by the fact that some greasy kebab shop had previously inserted his cock into what was now the filling of my lunch.
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 07:35 PM

QUOTE (Casual @ Feb 18 2008, 07:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Exactly it’s actually really bad for you mammals are not supposed to cannibalise each other that’s how the BSE thing started. Anyway I was referring more to the psychological aspect of finding out you'd just eaten human meat I don’t know about you but I'd be scarred for life.


Honestly, it wouldn’t have any affect on me. I wouldn’t go out of my way to eat human meat but if I already had then there is not much point in being emotional about it. And what the hell is wrong with humans? We are omnivores! We shouldn’t be eating mammals!

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I'd still be more traumatised by the fact that some greasy kebab shop had previously inserted his cock into what was now the filling of my lunch.


I don’t think he put her lower abdomen into the kebabs. I think it would have been too obvious.

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 08:08 PM

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We are omnivores! We shouldn’t be eating mammals!


"Omnivorous" means "eats anything". If you want to get technical, we aren't meant to eat anything bigger than a lamb because our jaws are so small and we don't have many canines, but we can digest meat.

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I don’t think he put her lower abdomen into the kebabs. I think it would have been too obvious.


Obvious?
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 08:24 PM

...We shouldn't eat mammals because we are omnivores? Meaning, eating both of meat and plants? I've said it once, I'll say it again - invest in a dictionary.
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 10:57 PM

QUOTE (Spoon @ Feb 19 2008, 12:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...We shouldn't eat mammals because we are omnivores? Meaning, eating both of meat and plants? I've said it once, I'll say it again - invest in a dictionary.


Omnivores cannot eat plants or raw red meat (mammals).
Omnivores can eat fruits, vegetables and raw white meat (fish, reptiles, amphibians and birds).

Carnivores cannot eat fruits, vegetables or plants.
Carnivores can eat raw red meat and raw white meat.

Herbivores cannot eat raw red meat or raw white meat.
Herbivores can eat plants, fruits and vegetables.



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Posted 18 February 2008 - 11:25 PM



Main Entry:
om·niv·o·rous
Pronunciation:
\äm-ˈniv-rəs, -ˈni-və-\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Latin omnivorus, from omni- + -vorus -vorous

1 : feeding on both animal and vegetable substances 2 : avidly taking in everything as if devouring or consuming <an omnivorous reader>

Wikipedia: "An omnivore (from Latin: omne all, everything; vorare to devour) is a species of animal that eats both plants and animals as its primary food source. "

Even going on your little definition: "...raw red meat." See that? You typed it yourself. Raw. But since we cook it, we can eat it. Get it? Human + Omnivore =/= can't eat mammals.

And there are certainly omnivores that eat raw red meat. And I've never heard of this little rule you put up there about herbivores, carnivores, and omnivores, and in fact, can debunk much of it. Many carnivores eat plant matter from time to time. It is not that they "can't," it's that the way their bodies are made, the nutrients they most need (usually) are found in meat. And where in your little break down are the detritivores and the insectivores, the sanguinovores and the saprovores, etc?

I win.

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Posted 18 February 2008 - 11:47 PM

Hell, a significant part of a bear's diet consists of friggin' berries. Racoons eat almost anything.
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Posted 18 February 2008 - 11:53 PM

Well actually bears are omnivores but they definitely eat raw red meat. Which Snakeypoo here says isn't possible.
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