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Girl Kebabs a disgusting affair

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 05:49 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Jan 21 2008, 05:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think she was alluding to prospect of the addition of special secret jordinian sauce.

...that would have been added before preperation.


What could be worse then human meat? We are talking about meat, right?
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 08:35 PM

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What could be worse then human meat?


Meat that someone recently had sex with?
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Posted 14 February 2008 - 09:01 PM

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Meat that someone recently had sex with?


Are you telling me that cows and pigs don’t have sex?
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 12:01 AM

They only have sex when the farmers tell them to have sex. Otherwise the males are kept apart from the females. (At least at the farms that commercial meat comes from.)
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Posted 15 February 2008 - 05:52 AM

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They only have sex when the farmers tell them to have sex. Otherwise the males are kept apart from the females. (At least at the farms that commercial meat comes from.)


Whatever the case is, I doubt the chef put the girls lower abdomen into the kebabs. He probably just used the thighs, tits and arse. I don’t think there is much meat in the other parts of the body… unless she was really fat.

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Posted 15 February 2008 - 10:31 AM

"Tits" are just fatty tissue, and there are plenty of muscles (meat) all through the body.
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:05 AM

It is true, I remember hearing about it on a documentary once.
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 09:07 AM

Have you two never eaten mincemeat before?
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 02:31 PM

I am British you know... rolleyes.gif
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 04:32 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Feb 16 2008, 09:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have you two never eaten mincemeat before?


Would mincemeat even have the consistency to make a good kebab?

Besides, if you're going to bring mincemeat into the equation, that would defeat this argument:

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Whatever the case is, I doubt the chef put the girls lower abdomen into the kebabs. He probably just used the thighs, tits and arse. I don’t think there is much meat in the other parts of the body… unless she was really fat.


The whole point of suet is to use every last scrap.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 08:43 AM

To be honest guys if I found out I'd just eaten meat from a 14 year old girl I'm not sure being told I at least got the "fillet" cut would make me feel any better about it. mellow.gif
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 09:44 AM

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 11:31 AM

"Mmmm, much better than Alice"
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:05 PM

Soylent Green: Now with More Girls!
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 06:12 PM

McDonalds is pleased to announce their latest burger the Big Millie! sick.gif

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So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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