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New article AUGHFUCK MY EYES!

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Posted 13 January 2008 - 03:58 AM

I found a website that made me long to read some good old fashioned emo poetry about cutting oneself. I give you a website filled with crazy.

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 05:38 AM

Firstly I would just like to mention that I made the blog before Slade said that I should make a website. That said, your article was intensely funny. I haven’t laughed like that in a long time. Truly a masterpiece and not just because it was about me.

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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 01:15 PM

I wanted someone to blame. You'll find Slade is a convenient scape goat for me. I don't know why I blame him but I believe my explanation will involve time travel. Glad you liked it.

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- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 01:18 PM

I actually said you should join forces with some of the other forum members, but JM tends to ignore that part, apparently.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 02:00 PM

That was pretty awesome, Jm. tongue.gif
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 09:01 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Jan 14 2008, 05:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Glad you liked it.


How can I not like it? You humorously tried to decipher several stories and poems that were created by the insane asylum that is my mind. That juicy meat innuendo was just… brilliant.

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Jan 12 2008, 02:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don’t review… I get reviewed.


If anything, at least now I can say this with a straight face.

QUOTE (Slade @ Jan 14 2008, 05:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I actually said you should join forces with some of the other forum members, but JM tends to ignore that part, apparently.


Good luck with getting them to agree to that.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 09:24 PM

"The insane asylum that is your mind"... You seem to really appreciate your own fabrications; and wear your egotism proudly. It's a trait that ironically is underappreciated by the majorities...
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 09:25 PM

I have always said that if you cannot laugh at yourself then you are probably a clown.
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Posted 14 January 2008 - 03:07 PM

Spoon- Glad you liked it.

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Funny I could swear there were a bunch of reviews posted on your site by you, invalidating this statement.

It's cool you have a sense of humor about things though. The last time I did anything like this was my comprehension questions of Deepsychers posts and he got pissed. Or maybe not. Not like I knew what the eff he was saying.

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Posted 17 January 2008 - 09:50 PM

What happened to the other posts?
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 10:58 PM

Nice review. I also got a popup asking me if I wanted to reduce popups. Was that you?
We're whalers on the moon
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But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
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Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:47 PM

I think it's just his host. I rarely go to his site because it gives me so many ads and I even got some malware from it once.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 01:23 AM

Oh. Well, thanks for the malware, Jim. I always wanted one.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 04:30 PM

Yeah I just have a free tripod site but I always talk about upgrading it someday to a paid site without the popups and such. If my writing ever takes off Im sure I will. Glad you liked the review though.

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