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#91 User is offline   Snake Logan Icon

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Posted 15 January 2008 - 09:58 PM

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In my imagination, I'm in a bunny suit and a chainsaw is attached to my left leg. My right eye is permanently half-closed and I only have a few strands of graying hair.

It would be so awesome if Yahtzee voiced Trilby Zero Punctuation style. It wouldn't fit the character, but it would be funny as hell (heck).


Somehow I don’t think humour would fit into the whole “trying to scare the living shit out of you” style of game they are going for.
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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:26 AM

I reckon 5DAS could work as a movie. With some small changes.

Firstly, Trilby would jsut have to be an American. I mean, English or British or whatever...come on.

Secondly, you need to have a black guy whose role is to say "die muthaf****" at the Welder.

And the first two people to get killed off have to have been ahving sex. And them one leaves, and the Welder comes and the other person thinks it's the person that's jsut left. Teh girl should be some talentless eye candy singer trying to break into acting. And she'll have to knock the welder down, and have him at her mercy, but instead of finishing him, she runs away and falls over, so he can get back up and kill her.

Oh, and the welder should jsut be some generic crazy guy/monster...the hero is the murderer? Come on.

One last thing...everyone should be teenagers.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:37 AM

Have him at her mercy? Have you even played the Chzo Mythos games?
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:01 AM

Ironic Hyperbole.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:06 AM

Indeed.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 10:28 AM

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

And skip to 1.11
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 02:08 PM

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Jan 16 2008, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I reckon 5DAS could work as a movie. With some small changes.

Firstly, Trilby would jsut have to be an American. I mean, English or British or whatever...come on.

Secondly, you need to have a black guy whose role is to say "die muthaf****" at the Welder.

And the first two people to get killed off have to have been ahving sex. And them one leaves, and the Welder comes and the other person thinks it's the person that's jsut left. Teh girl should be some talentless eye candy singer trying to break into acting. And she'll have to knock the welder down, and have him at her mercy, but instead of finishing him, she runs away and falls over, so he can get back up and kill her.

Oh, and the welder should jsut be some generic crazy guy/monster...the hero is the murderer? Come on.

One last thing...everyone should be teenagers.



Hahahahahaha.
How about we replace his mask with a hockey one while we're at it?
Smashed up my sanity.
Smashed up my integrity.
Smashed up what I believed in,
Smashed up what's left of me.
Smashed up my everything,
Smashed up all I thought was true,
'gonna smash myself to pieces,
I don't know what else to do.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 02:09 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Jan 16 2008, 02:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ironic Hyperbole.



I've never seen wikipedia used to such sardonic effect. And Sean Connery as Tilby? Oh please imagine it "my namesh Trilby the shentleman thifsh". Just no.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 02:47 PM

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I've never seen wikipedia used to such sardonic effect.

I'd prefer to call it educational. For, you see, I'm composed of nothing but benevolence.

And that funny grainy stuff that you keep finding in your eyes after waking up.

This post has been edited by Gobbler: 16 January 2008 - 02:50 PM

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:00 PM

What exactly IS that stuff, anyway?
Smashed up my sanity.
Smashed up my integrity.
Smashed up what I believed in,
Smashed up what's left of me.
Smashed up my everything,
Smashed up all I thought was true,
'gonna smash myself to pieces,
I don't know what else to do.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 03:02 PM

i called that Sleep...

Anyway, i think its time for a little reminder

1. The total budget for this film will probably total at 50 quid. We are spending what little we can, as we are skint.

2. Many of my actors are piss poor, so don't blame me, blame them in the e-mails you are going to send me.

3. Don't think that this is gonna be awesome, it will be mediocre at best.
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:01 PM

It doesn't matter if you can't really afford anything other than a post-it with "machete" written on it for props, or if your actors are a bit shite. We're not expecting Spielberg. Don't don't take yourself too seriously, and hopefully it won't turn out too badly. Good luck with it.


And for the love of [diety] please pronounce "Trilby" correctly.
Use [rifle] on [clocktower].
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:04 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Jan 16 2008, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'd prefer to call it educational. For, you see, I'm composed of nothing but benevolence.

And that funny grainy stuff that you keep finding in your eyes after waking up.



Oh nos I've been wiki'ed!!!111!


Anyway I dont think anyone is expecting to see a Lord of the Rings style epic here, just make the film post it and dont bother with the critisim of people who dont have the drive or enthusiasm to do anything better.

P.S. That grainy stuff is called sleep, eye bogeys or as I know it "that shit you get in your eye when you wake up".
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:33 PM

QUOTE (Casual @ Jan 16 2008, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anyway I dont think anyone is expecting to see a Lord of the Rings style epic here

I am. mellow.gif

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Posted 16 January 2008 - 04:55 PM

Well, at least you weren't expecting epic.

Would you mind if the machete was from a novelty shop? What do you think of black and white scenes for when the diaries are read?
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