Posted 16 January 2008 - 02:08 PM
I reckon 5DAS could work as a movie. With some small changes.
Firstly, Trilby would jsut have to be an American. I mean, English or British or whatever...come on.
Secondly, you need to have a black guy whose role is to say "die muthaf****" at the Welder.
And the first two people to get killed off have to have been ahving sex. And them one leaves, and the Welder comes and the other person thinks it's the person that's jsut left. Teh girl should be some talentless eye candy singer trying to break into acting. And she'll have to knock the welder down, and have him at her mercy, but instead of finishing him, she runs away and falls over, so he can get back up and kill her.
Oh, and the welder should jsut be some generic crazy guy/monster...the hero is the murderer? Come on.
One last thing...everyone should be teenagers.
How about we replace his mask with a hockey one while we're at it?
Smashed up my sanity.
Smashed up my integrity.
Smashed up what I believed in,
Smashed up what's left of me.
Smashed up my everything,
Smashed up all I thought was true,
'gonna smash myself to pieces,
I don't know what else to do.