[bobsickle]

I thought it was worth proving the point. You'd think the head moderator would know the features of the forum he moderates...
And yes, I know it's ridiculously big, but I don't care, because one thing that really annoys me is moderators who use their power to bully people. However much they deserve to be yelled at, members should always be well treated by mods. A mod's job is to keep the peace on a forum, and I don't believe your actions are doing that, because certainly now, I'm more pissed off by this than before you came along! Anyway, the worst I can get for this is a ban, and I'm not that bothered by that prospect. I can live without Chefelf.com's forums, so do your worst. Ban everyone here if you must, it won't make you feel any better on the inside.

[joshofalltrades]

I think that Sniffles was correct about the whole "disgusting animals" thing.

It's not like Heccubus waded into the middle of this thread swingin' the banhammer. And Heccubus, unfortunately this is the forum where everybody will take it like you just told them you screwed their mother while simultaneously stabbing her in the face anytime an insult is thrown (both of which I have regretfully been guilty), so please allow me to very humbly suggest moderating without excess frills like insults, implicit or explicit.

Everybody needs to take a step back, breathe a little bit, and look at the name of the thread again.

Then 7/8ths of the posts need to be deleted (Quick! Before Yahtzee sees!) and then you can all start over by giving each other a big ol' hug.

This post has been edited by joshofalltrades: 10 January 2008 - 12:17 PM

[Legion]

If anybody grabs my arse during the aforementioned big ol' hug, I will decapitate each and every one of you with a carpet duster.

Just a friendly warning from the happy man with the liquor bottle.

[joshofalltrades]

Disclaimer: The "big ol' hug" was the part of my post that entered the land of make-believe.

[Casual]

When you wear a grey hat, and you look like a twat thats a yatzhee!
When you making spaghetti, and you use a machette thats a yahtzhee!
you will chat without any gaps without any gaps, and talk, alot faster
you can say, you dont have to pay, for the games you play if you act like a bastard
When the only two words, you will speak are 'it hurts' thats a yahtzee
When then name of the king is all that you'll sing youre in love
When you die in a dream and you wake up and scream oh yahtzee
Its so sad, kill your dad, grab an statue, go mad, Thats a yahtzee!

This I like, I see us all coming together in some band-aid situation arm in arm and singing it while a montage of Yatzee pictures are shown. Bob Geldoff and Bono must be summoned at once! *claps hands*

[joshofalltrades]

I have to admit I was skeptical of the song idea. However, eflatmajor's parody is actually exponentially better than the original.

EDIT: Which doesn't mean much, because even if you go to the 1000th power on the number 0...

This post has been edited by joshofalltrades: 10 January 2008 - 12:20 PM

[Captain Wonderful]

It's not like Heccubus waded into the middle of this thread swingin' the banhammer.

No, what did happen is everyone had a jolly chat about the facetious idea of making a song for Yahtzee, and Heccubus waded in with some kind of superiority complex and a boner for the act of being condescending.

What an arsehole.

[Sniffles]

Guys, stop ganging up on Heccubus. I never wanted any of this. I just wanted happiness.

I'm sorry I compared you to a James Bond villain, Heccubus. I'm sure you're a very nice person, I just got a weird vibe about your posts, that's all. Captain Wonderful and Bobsickle, I appreciate your defending me and you bring up many good points, but it's no reason to flat-out insult Heccubus. Sure, he took a joke a bit too seriously, but he's a mod, and I suppose he needs to maintain an image of superiority around here, and it is his business to look out for the forum's quality. If that sounded facetious, it wasn't. I would, however, appreciate it if you got my name right and didn't call us children.

So, Heccubus, now that that's settled, can you do the world a favor and delete this tread. Except eflatmajor's song. Someone save that. It's too good to lose.

[bobsickle]

Guys, stop ganging up on Heccubus. I never wanted any of this. I just wanted happiness.

I'm sorry I compared you to a James Bond villain, Heccubus. I'm sure you're a very nice person, I just got a weird vibe about your posts, that's all. Captain Wonderful and Bobsickle, I appreciate your defending me and you bring up many good points, but it's no reason to flat-out insult Heccubus. Sure, he took a joke a bit too seriously, but he's a mod, and I suppose he needs to maintain an image of superiority around here, and it is his business to look out for the forum's quality. If that sounded facetious, it wasn't. I would, however, appreciate it if you got my name right and didn't call us children.

So, Heccubus, now that that's settled, can you do the world a favor and delete this tread. Except eflatmajor's song. Someone save that. It's too good to lose.

Sorry, I may have flown off the wall a bit. But I do get annoyed by any moderator who swings his truncheon around and uses his power as an advantage to make himself look better than the rest of us. I prefer it when a moderator only makes it obvious he is one when something actually needs sorting out, like a rule-break, apprehension or topic-lock, as you do. But, otherwise, I'd prefer it if they acted like normal moderators. The other exception being when they want to tell us some news that we don't know because we're normal members. Anyway, I'v already established my dickiness, so there!

[Captain Wonderful]

I wasn't defending you, I was just expressing my ire at Heccubus' internet tough-guy act. Being on your side and the whole "ganging up" effect was entirely collateral, I assure you. Therefore, I'm not sorry, and I stand by everything I've said.

This post has been edited by Captain Wonderful: 10 January 2008 - 04:47 PM

[Snake Logan]

Ban everyone here if you must, it won't make you feel any better on the inside.

This man does not represent me.

[bobsickle]

I wasn't defending you, I was just expressing my ire at Heccubus' internet tough-guy act. Being on your side and the whole "ganging up" effect was entirely collateral, I assure you. Therefore, I'm not sorry, and I stand by everything I've said.

Um, yeah, there was that too. And I'm a dick.

[Snake Logan]

Indeed you are. Do you have a point?

[bobsickle]

Indeed you are. Do you have a point?

No... The point is in the statement. It is an explanation for all my actions etcetera and so on.

[Gobbler]

Can't we all just get a log?