[bobsickle]

I'll take this moment to say... No I won't... Who am I kidding, I'm the worst of the lot... I'm not only a belligerent adolescent, I'm also a complete and utter retard, or fucktard as some would say, as I'm also fucked up... And also I've decided it may be worth my while to hate all of you, seeing as most of you probably hate me already, and the rest of you will soon enough. You bunch of gits you! (See, I'm just living up to the badge you've presented me with)

[Sartain]

Well they do say that admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to healing, or something to that extent at least

[David-kyo]

However, many people get stuck after this point, 'cos they think that everything has been absolved by the mere fact they had admitted the problem.

[bobsickle]

However, many people get stuck after this point, 'cos they think that everything has been absolved by the mere fact they had admitted the problem.

I don't. I've admitted every problem I have, and I'm still an arsehole. Albeit a manically depressed arsehole with serious problems both mentally and psychologically, but still a dick. Admitting your problems does nothing.

[Captain Wonderful]

I'm pretty sure that the immense pressure building in my skull as a direct result of ungodly amounts of mental anguish that comes from reading half of what these people say here has just about sent my left eye spiralling out of its socket and across the room, so it's only a matter of time now.

And as for you Mr Snuffles or whatever you call yourself, I'm not sure you've noticed, but plain text does not communicate sarcasm well. Given that the people who post here operate on an intellectual level that can best be described as "deeply concerning" it wouldn't surprise me to see someone get an idea that amazingly bad and be fully serious about it. Regardless, however, all points made about the fact that people here act like a troupe of belligerent adolescents weren't made in an attempt to be condescending. They were made to illustrate the fact that people here act like a troupe of belligerent adolescents.

Short version: "Behold, for I am a Mod. You're all retards and I hate you. All conversations on this board will adhere to a strict set of guidelines based on my opinions of what makes a good conversation. I am the best."

[Sniffles]

Hey, Bobsickle, what did you mistake my ending soliloquy for, a "free psychoanalysis" sign? Good God.

And, Mr. Head Moderator, getting my name wrong intentionally and then adding "or whatever you call yourself", is the kind of condescending character you see in a fucking James Bond villain, especially when you do shit like that in the very post you say you're not being condescending.


So, on that note, let's all discuss the word "Soliloquy".

This post has been edited by Sniffles: 09 January 2008 - 05:20 PM

[Sartain]

My comment on people's behaviour on these forums was meant as a general statement. Meaning EVERYONE acts likes ass-hats because they somehow feel that's what you're supposed to do on the forums of a Rude Reviewer.

Edit: Of course, it seems you were adressing someone else...

As for you Bobsickle, it may not have done anything for your, but I'm positive your struggling in vain with all your issues warms the hearts of everyone near you

This post has been edited by Sartain: 09 January 2008 - 05:19 PM

[Captain Wonderful]

I love the word "soliloquy," but I never have the chance to use it in everyday conversation, and if I did it would be too pretentious. Rolls off the tongue nicely though.

[Snake Logan]

This thread has really gone uphill since I posted my little song.

[zoozilla]

I don't. I've admitted every problem I have, and I'm still an arsehole. Albeit a manically depressed arsehole with serious problems both mentally and psychologically, but still a dick. Admitting your problems does nothing.

Yeah, you're right. I said "I am fuck-ugly" in the mirror 5 times and nothing happened. Then I said "candyman" 5 times and nothing happened after that, either. I suppose just stating the problem isn't quite enough. Plastic surgery seems like a pretty good solution, but it's really expensive, and I don't know if it's worth it to rid myself of my fuck-ugliness. I could try skin lotions or something, but I don't know, it really doesn't seem *WHACK*

[Ninja Duck]

I said you can all drop the act now. Come on.

[Heccubus]

And, Mr. Head Moderator, getting my name wrong intentionally and then adding "or whatever you call yourself", is the kind of condescending character you see in a fucking James Bond villain, especially when you do shit like that in the very post you say you're not being condescending.

Or perhaps I was just already in the reply screen and couldn't be bothered going back to check to see if I'd gotten your name right. No of course, though, the big mean moderator is out to get you. Cry me a fucking river. People refer to me on here by the wrong name all the time, and I'm not about to start accusing them of doing it intentionally. Who gives a shit? If it were your real name, then fine, but it's not. It's a fucking message board handle. If I wanted to be condescending I'd be able to come up with something better than getting your name wrong.

[Snake Logan]

People on Chefelf.com need more simple names… like Snake Logan or something.

[eflatmajor]

No of course, though, the big mean moderator is out to get you. Cry me a fucking river.

If someone could make thier body produce some kind of river that performs sexuals favours they certainly wouldnt waste their time going to forums except to brag about it.

It's a fucking message board handle.

This forum has alot of features

This post has been edited by eflatmajor: 10 January 2008 - 08:24 AM

[Captain Wonderful]

Or perhaps I was just already in the reply screen and couldn't be bothered going back to check to see if I'd gotten your name right.

It's right fucking there. If you're on the reply screen and you just take your index finger and draw it down along your mouse wheel for a centimetre or two, your entire facade for defending your 13-year-old's insult magically disappears, Oh Great One.