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Let's all do something nice for Yahtzee. because we're disgusting animals.

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 05:09 PM

It's come to my attention that I am an enormous douchebag. I am, however, not alone in that characteristic around these forums, and you all know that. I think that we, as Yahtzee's fanbase, give him a bad name, with our nonsense and fighting. If I were Yahtzee (forgive my blasphemy [I am so gay for him]) visiting these boards, I would be ashamed and amused simultaneously. I know not all of us are pricks, but collectively, we've achieved an impressive level of poopoo-ness. I say, it's been fun for a while, acting like lobotomized twats, but I think it's gone on quite long enough. Let's get our acts together and do something nice for Yahtzee. Maybe we'll write him a song, and perform it live or some shit. I think that's a good idea. Let's do it. But I'm open to suggestions.

P.S. If we do a song (which we will), I should perform it. Many old ladies who've seen me perform have compared me to a young Tony Danza. It should definitely be me. Tony Danza, a legitimate God among men.

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 06:11 PM

I guess it is technically possible… though I am already in my pyjamas.
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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 06:23 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Jan 7 2008, 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I guess it is technically possible… though I am already in my pyjamas.


Not right now, you nitwit! In the near future, at the very least.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:00 PM

People give Yahtzee donations. That is enough.
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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 08:41 PM

Donations are great.
But a song'd be awesome. xD
I'd totally contribute to that.
Smashed up my sanity.
Smashed up my integrity.
Smashed up what I believed in,
Smashed up what's left of me.
Smashed up my everything,
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'gonna smash myself to pieces,
I don't know what else to do.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 09:05 PM

A ...song?

Are you kidding me? A SONG?

Is this Sesame Street or something? Really, guys, you can do better than that. How about you do something not gay, say... a donations drive? That's much less creepy.

...I can't believe you actually suggested a song...
We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 10:51 PM

THE HELL WITH YOU, ?!!. Donations will last you maybe a month or two. A song will last you forever, or until China takes over the world and outlaws all art. Go ask Yahtzee yourself. Say "hey, Yahtz, you wanna song or money?" If he doesn't say "a song", he's an impostor. A fucking monkey impostor.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 10:55 PM

People are all about choice, right? Right. I'm agreeing with myself. So, why don't we send Yahtzee a banjo or harmonica or some other really cheap music-making device, an instructional book pertaining to that instrument, and give him the CHOICE of either writing himself a song for himself (it could be called 'Requiem for a Me') or selling the instrument and book to the highest bidder on eBay. That seems fair to me. I'm sure Yahtzee will appreciate the act of kindness.
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 10:58 PM

QUOTE (?!! @ Jan 7 2008, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A ...song?

Are you kidding me? A SONG?

Is this Sesame Street or something? Really, guys, you can do better than that. How about you do something not gay, say... a donations drive? That's much less creepy.

...I can't believe you actually suggested a song...



QUOTE (Sniffles @ Jan 7 2008, 10:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
THE HELL WITH YOU, ?!!. Donations will last you maybe a month or two. A song will last you forever, or until China takes over the world and outlaws all art. Go ask Yahtzee yourself. Say "hey, Yahtz, you wanna song or money?" If he doesn't say "a song", he's an impostor. A fucking monkey impostor.



Ah. Ah-ha... It would appear this is going downhill as well.
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Posted 08 January 2008 - 12:34 AM

So wait, you start whining about how all anyone here does is argue (which, let's face it, you put enough apes into one room, they'll start throwing their shit at one another eventually) and then start arguing with people who tell you how dumb your dumb idea is?

I mean don't take me the wrong way, I'm glad you children are trying to show Yahtzee your appreciation, but making a song is so destined for failure that no one in their right mind would even touch that idea. Buy some merchandise, make some donations to help pay for the guy's cost of living, or hell (crazy idea) just stop acting like a bunch of bickering four year olds.

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Posted 08 January 2008 - 02:31 AM

The fact that it is destined for utter, horrible failure is the exact reason why some people would not only touch the idea of a song, but fondle it quite inappropriately and repeatedly...
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Posted 08 January 2008 - 04:53 AM

QUOTE (Sartain @ Jan 8 2008, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The fact that it is destined for utter, horrible failure is the exact reason why some people would not only touch the idea of a song, but fondle it quite inappropriately and repeatedly...



More or less, yeah.

Though I think it might just be another sign that people can't think of anything halfway decent to amuse themselves with in between Yahtzee's game releases.
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Posted 08 January 2008 - 05:59 AM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Jan 7 2008, 11:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So wait, you start whining about how all anyone here does is argue (which, let's face it, you put enough apes into one room, they'll start throwing their shit at one another eventually) and then start arguing with people who tell you how dumb your dumb idea is?

I mean don't take me the wrong way, I'm glad you children are trying to show Yahtzee your appreciation, but making a song is so destined for failure that no one in their right mind would even touch that idea. Buy some merchandise, make some donations to help pay for the guy's cost of living, or hell (crazy idea) just stop acting like a bunch of bickering four year olds.


Song: CRAZY idea, but not the "good" type of crazy. By "crazy" I mean: it is never going to work.

Donations: Already doing that (somewhat), so I fail to see a problem.

Perhaps someday I'll donate enough so he can download a song from iTunes or something? Surely that will be as good as writing him a song, ;P

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Posted 08 January 2008 - 07:14 AM

Yahtzee’s will be done.

This post has been edited by Snake Logan: 08 January 2008 - 07:19 AM

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Posted 08 January 2008 - 10:43 AM

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