[Gobbler]

Is that in e-flat minor or major?

[Sartain]

Is that based on the old 'It's amore' song, by any chance?

Oh yeah, to mr. someone who told me that I could go fuck myself: Yes, indeed I can. Luckily, I have others to do it for me

[?!!]

I feel like playing some yahtzee right about now, actually. When you get to the point where you want to play board games with yourself, there's something wrong there.

[David-kyo]

Oh yeah, to mr. someone who told me that I could go fuck myself: Yes, indeed I can. Luckily, I have others to do it for me

Haw haw smug smug

[Captain Wonderful]

Hold on, the ZP short Yahtzee did about how he was going to start doing ZP for money on The Escapist should have told you he gets paid for doing them. Surely the fact that we (among others) keep ZP popular and thus keep Yahtzee in business while simultaneously gushing fandom all over his games is nice? Isn't it?

[Snake Logan]

Oh Yahtzee,
Can’t you see,
We are mad about thee,
And its not just me,
You have fans,
At least three,
You are influential,
You have great potential,
But don’t let it go to your head,
Or just like A.J,
You will wind up dead.

[Legion]

This is Herr Yahtzee's song
It isn't very long


Now for fuck's sake let's stop the singing and start the drinking.

[Snake Logan]

Your rhyming sucks like your mother.

[AdamM]

This thread has gone on far too long.

This forum has gone on far too long.


But I liked 'That's a Yahtzee'.

[CJ Marren]

I liked when I died three times while reading this, by choking on my own unwillingness to breathe.

[Otal Nimrodi]

This thread has gone on far too long.

This forum has gone on far too long.


But I liked 'That's a Yahtzee'.

Hey, I happen to like the forum. Just the subforum is where I see problems.

[Sartain]

Well it's all in good fun until someone loses an eye. Anyone lost an eye yet?

[Heccubus]

Well it's all in good fun until someone loses an eye. Anyone lost an eye yet?

I'm pretty sure that the immense pressure building in my skull as a direct result of ungodly amounts of mental anguish that comes from reading half of what these people say here has just about sent my left eye spiralling out of its socket and across the room, so it's only a matter of time now.

And as for you Mr Snuffles or whatever you call yourself, I'm not sure you've noticed, but plain text does not communicate sarcasm well. Given that the people who post here operate on an intellectual level that can best be described as "deeply concerning" it wouldn't surprise me to see someone get an idea that amazingly bad and be fully serious about it. Regardless, however, all points made about the fact that people here act like a troupe of belligerent adolescents weren't made in an attempt to be condescending. They were made to illustrate the fact that people here act like a troupe of belligerent adolescents.

[Sniffles]

Well, this thread was a colossal failure. I guess it's all my fault, too.

I apologize for angering anyone who misconstrued (thanks, dictionary.com) my valiant attempts at sarcasm. It wouldn't be the first time I enraged millions here with my sharp wit. I guess I'll stick to a more blunt approach to speaking my mind. I assure you, my intentions were pure, and I wanted nothing else but to do something nice for Yahtzee.

Do what you would like with this thread, mods. Just put it out of its misery.

That is all.

This post has been edited by Sniffles: 09 January 2008 - 03:48 PM

[Sartain]

I suppose Yathzee's display of cunning sarcasm and clever use of foul language can be seen as something of a free pass to indulge in mimicry of those talents, whether one actually possesses the abilities required or not...

Not directed at you Sniffles, I liked the song idea. It made a great outlet for people to pour their mental anguish and general crap into

This post has been edited by Sartain: 09 January 2008 - 03:56 PM