Citizens of the internet were shocked today to learn that the status quo at Jelly Pufflemur has been violently interupted. After months of calm with no articles, author, chef, artist, political activist and international sex symbol J M Hoffman announced that he was interupting his fall-winter hiyatus with another hiyatus.
He claims to be going on vacation for a total of two weeks within the next ten days. This will, tragically, interupt his regular schedule of sitting around and not updating hte site, as he will now be sitting around somewhere else and still not updating the site.
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad vowed to whipe the state of Israel from the face of the earth in response. No word yet on other international reactions as most world leaders are still at Stephen Harper's slumber party. President Bush, who was not invited, had locked himself in a closet with a box of tissues and was not available for comment. More on this story as it develops.
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Hiyatus to be interupted by vacation internet community panics
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Posted 05 January 2008 - 01:04 AM
Bush should come out of the closet.
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A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded
I am an honorary Crogerse.
A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded
I am an honorary Crogerse.
QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.
QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 01:06 AM
Confound it all Simewise Gamgee, haven't you gotten my site unblocked yet?
In other news I'll be doing one final article before I go. One that will require all my strength and cunning. A descent into the maw of madness itself.
In other news I'll be doing one final article before I go. One that will require all my strength and cunning. A descent into the maw of madness itself.
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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
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