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Paris Hilton To Be Poor(er)! Even her granddad hates her!
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Posted 10 January 2008 - 06:32 PM
Slade, you forgot vapid. Her popularity demonstrates the extent to which civilization has fallen. The media is a vast wasteland of factoids about jerks and morons who care less about the common person than we care about american cheese.
...aaaaaaaand now I've depressed myself. Thanks, Paris.
...aaaaaaaand now I've depressed myself. Thanks, Paris.
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Posted 10 January 2008 - 10:58 PM
I really, really care about American Cheese more than Paris Hilton.
I like American Cheese.
I like American Cheese.
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 02:06 AM
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 10 2008, 08:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I really, really care about American Cheese more than Paris Hilton.
I like American Cheese.
I like American Cheese.
I tried to make a fondue (think that's how you spell it) out of American Cheese once. Marked the one and only time I've ever used a fire extinguisher to extinguish a fire.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 07:55 PM
QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Jan 4 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's 3% of $2.3B? $69M?
She isn't going to starve.
She isn't going to starve.
I dare say Paris Hilton spends more than that on shoes. Worst comes to worst another sex tape "accedentially" finds its way into the public domain.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
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Posted 13 January 2008 - 10:56 PM
I dare say Paris gets her shoes for free.
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Posted 14 January 2008 - 05:57 AM
Not to worry, she'll probably throw a huge party, and then wake up two weeks later wondering where all her money went.
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Posted 14 January 2008 - 11:09 AM
QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Jan 14 2008, 03:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I dare say Paris gets her shoes for free.
Unlike everybody else, who gets Paris for free.
Ooo-errrr, matron!
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And the man again!
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Posted 14 January 2008 - 10:18 PM
But you cant wear Paris Hilton… in public.
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Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.
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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 16 January 2008 - 08:05 PM
QUOTE (civilian_number_two @ Jan 4 2008, 02:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's 3% of $2.3B? $69M?
She isn't going to starve.
She isn't going to starve.
wow, if i stuckj that in just my ING account that would produce at least $4.8m a year in interest, which would be like earning $92,884.62 a week for sitting around doing nothing.
she'll be fine.
QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 10 2008, 10:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I really, really care about American Cheese more than Paris Hilton.
I like American Cheese.
I like American Cheese.
what, that orange crap?
This post has been edited by barend: 16 January 2008 - 08:07 PM
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 07:00 AM
You think she's smart enough to invest any of her money? I sure hope not.
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 18 January 2008 - 10:41 AM
Looks to me she won't have to worry even if her inheritance came down to zero. She's already enough of a celebrity that companies pay her to carry their products around and stuff. And she's good with her publicity and everything, she knows how to work the public and so do her publicists.
I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 23 January 2008 - 04:55 AM
QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Jan 18 2008, 03:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Looks to me she won't have to worry even if her inheritance came down to zero. She's already enough of a celebrity that companies pay her to carry their products around and stuff. And she's good with her publicity and everything, she knows how to work the public and so do her publicists.
True but heat magazine (and its American equivalents) will only give a damn about her as long as she’s young, pretty and ditsy. A life of sex, drugs and cheesy pop music has a way of taking the young and pretty out of a girl.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.
That is one badass baby.
That is one badass baby.
