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Paris Hilton To Be Poor(er)! Even her granddad hates her!

#1 Chyld

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Posted 03 January 2008 - 06:22 PM

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Hilton fortune to go to charity
Thursday, 27 December 2007, 11:52 GMT
The inheritance of US heiress Paris Hilton looks set to shrink dramatically after her grandfather announced plans to give most of his fortune to charity.

Hotel magnate Barron Hilton, 80, will donate 97% of his $2.3bn (£1.2bn; 1.6bn euros) fortune to the Conrad N Hilton Foundation, set up by his father.

The funds come from the $20bn sale of Hilton Hotels to The Blackstone Group.

Reports have said that Mr Hilton is embarrassed by the behaviour of his granddaughter.

Ms Hilton, known for her party lifestyle, spent three weeks in jail earlier this year for violating probation in a drink driving case.

Mr Hilton will give $1.2bn immediately to a charitable trust that will eventually benefit the foundation.

The rest of the money will follow after his death.

The foundation supports projects that provide clean water in Africa, education for blind children and housing for the mentally ill.

http://news.bbc.co.u...ess/7161358.stm

Next time I go out drinking, I shall raise two pints to Mr Hilton, one for his charity, and another for absolutly rinsing his spoilt, brattish, generally despicable progenicy.

This post has been edited by Chyld: 10 January 2008 - 06:48 PM

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Posted 03 January 2008 - 06:41 PM

If I was him, I would have her taken care of… permanently.

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Posted 03 January 2008 - 08:32 PM

And already 2008 seems a brighter place.

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 02:42 AM

What's 3% of $2.3B? $69M?

She isn't going to starve.

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 05:21 AM

a.) she's probably not going to get all that money, only a part of it, and
b.) she's going to fuck it all up in two weeks anyway.

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 05:31 AM

If all else fails, prostitution is the solution.

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Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

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Yahtzee is gay?!

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 09:47 AM

The unfortunate part is that she still makes money. *sigh*

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 08:18 PM

Yeah. $20K just to appear at a party. I wonder how long that'll last?

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 10:51 PM

Guys, to be fair, all of that goes toward her drug and alcohol abuse during the party...

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Posted 04 January 2008 - 11:48 PM

If you kill her and stuff her I am sure she would make a good door stop.

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Yahtzee is gay?!

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 09:32 AM

... or a bookend?

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#FF0000">Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!</span></span></span></div>

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><span style="font-family:Arial"><span style="color:#483D8B"><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%">So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?</span></span></span></div>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.</div>

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 12:55 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Jan 5 2008, 05:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

If you kill her and stuff her I am sure she would make a good door stop.

You killed the lulz.

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 07:23 PM

Indeed I did.

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 11:23 PM

Paris Hilton isn't going to be rich? Huh. I suppose it had to happen eventually. At least there won't be another Anna Nicole Smith. Ah, those crazy blond celebrities.

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Posted 10 January 2008 - 04:15 AM

oh thats what you think
that girl maybe dumber than a rock but she has people...
smart people working for her

who are there to make sure she doesn't
crash and burn like Britney
at least not for the next couple of years.

otherwise her E! True Hollywood Story
would just be just as boring
and pointless as she is

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