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You are Mister Homosexual, as reviewed by Yahtzee

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Posted 02 January 2008 - 10:11 PM

http://www.escapistm...er-Mario-Galaxy

I generally agree with this!

I haven't played Mr. Gay too much, but every time I do I come out of it like 20 minutes later with a ridiculous number of new stars. Also, the whole atmosphere of the game feels more like Banjo Kazooie or something, rather than a Mario title.
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Posted 03 January 2008 - 11:54 AM

I wonder if the UR MR GAY thing is a deliberate joke on the part of whoever translated the box art?
I mean, they have to do something to pass the time.
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Posted 03 January 2008 - 01:28 PM

I believe Nintendo uses normal Latin letters for the games' box covers (at least I've been unable to find any Super Mario games with katakana writing on any Japanese page). So it's probably the box artist guy to blame. I bet got was sick and tired of having to draw that little chubby moustachioed faggot for so long.
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Posted 03 January 2008 - 08:04 PM

This is obviously an allusion to the seminal 2003 film Dreamcatcher starring Morgan "Twenny-five years I been fightin' these alien bastards" Freeman, where one of the extra-terrestrial characters is called Mr. Gay. Or at least that's what it sounds like coming from the mentally retarded character's mouth.


It's a brilliant film. Absolutely brilliant.
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Posted 03 January 2008 - 09:50 PM

The Japanese are planning another Pearl Harbour. UR MR GAY is the codeword they will use to initiate the attack. It may have already begun.

This post has been edited by Snake Logan: 03 January 2008 - 09:53 PM

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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 07 January 2008 - 09:43 PM

www.urmrgay.com

Did a google search for "UR MR GAY" to see if anyone else noticed it. I found this. It's a PS3 propaganda site, and I honestly didn't think something like this could exist. I quote:

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"10 Myths About Nintendo Wii"
#3 MTYH: Nintendo Wii is Great For Kids
FACT: Nintendo Wii Subjects Kids to Hidden GAY PROPAGANDA

Why Nintendo? Why hide a secret “UR MR GAY” message on the box of your latest Super Mario game? This latest move by Nintendo is just sickening. Many kids will be buying Super Mario Galaxy expecting to get a great game… instead they will be told that they are GAY. There’s no defending Nintendo on this one. They intentionally put this message on the box of their game, it’s NO COINCIDENCE. Does this sound like a great console for kids?


Yes. It seems Nintendo has caused great emotional damage to their customers and feel that they are better than them by calling them gay. It's apparent that we should all defect to the PS3 as a better console, if only to protect our manhood.

Go on, look at the site. It's incredibly hilarious. Especially the one comment from somebody who said this guy must have a "PS3 up his bum" or something.

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Posted 08 January 2008 - 02:50 PM

Maybe they were trying to spell "Uruguay", but it was lost in Translation.
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Posted 08 January 2008 - 03:04 PM

I would like to point out that at one point I saw a billboard on the back of a bus advertising "Boston's Continuous Soft Cock."

If they can let that typo get by, I'm sure that Mr. Gay is just an accident.
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Posted 08 January 2008 - 07:34 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Jan 8 2008, 02:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would like to point out that at one point I saw a billboard on the back of a bus advertising "Boston's Continuous Soft Cock."

If they can let that typo get by, I'm sure that Mr. Gay is just an accident.


Nintendo has yet to say something official about "UR_MR_GAY", so I'm almost sure this was just an accident.

Of course, this doesn't mean the guy who designed it is going to get the boot.

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Posted 08 January 2008 - 11:06 PM

QUOTE (Sniffles @ Jan 9 2008, 06:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe they were trying to spell "Uruguay", but it was lost in Translation.


Why?

No, my speculation is correct, the Japanese are preparing for war and Nintendo is in charge of intelligence.

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 02:48 AM

QUOTE (cernex @ Jan 9 2008, 01:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nintendo has yet to say something official about "UR_MR_GAY", so I'm almost sure this was just an accident.

Maybe it hasn't been forwarded to them yet. Anyone in for the task?

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Posted 09 January 2008 - 05:26 AM

Yes it has been forwarded, angry people with too much free time on their hands are already throwing hissyfits all over teh internets.

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Posted 11 January 2008 - 10:03 AM

Am I the only one who can't see this? I'm not seeing the orange sparkles or a message but I do find the idea of nintendo calling me gay amusing as hell.

EDIT: Wait no now I see it heh isnt that something...

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QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

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Posted 11 January 2008 - 10:05 AM

This is like that movie 23 where the protagonist keeps on seeing the number 23 in everything in his life.
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 01:35 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Jan 11 2008, 03:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is like that movie 23 where the protagonist keeps on seeing the number 23 in everything in his life.


Wow, that movie was such a load of tripe.. xD
But I do agree. It's like that, just a hell of a lot funnier.
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Smashed up my integrity.
Smashed up what I believed in,
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Smashed up my everything,
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I don't know what else to do.
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