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Posted 08 February 2008 - 08:54 AM

Or a Catholic girl.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:29 AM

So you'll either have lots of little Catholic children running around, or she'll keep you on the straight and narrow?

Why isn't the prospect of inhaling tar, rat poison, and a good deal many other toxic chemicals, coupled with diminished lung capacity and significantly higher potential for heart disease and lung cancer as well as almost guaranteed addiction and very high price enough of a deterrent to stop people from using cigarettes?
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 10:37 AM

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So you'll either have lots of little Catholic children running around, or she'll keep you on the straight and narrow?


Because when she spurns your advances you can just say "The pope says you gotta do it, ha ha ha!"

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Why isn't the prospect of inhaling tar, rat poison, and a good deal many other toxic chemicals, coupled with diminished lung capacity and significantly higher potential for heart disease and lung cancer as well as almost guaranteed addiction and very high price enough of a deterrent to stop people from using cigarettes?


I think that may be related to diminishing IQs. That, or people really don't care anymore. I'm not sure which possibility is more disturbing.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:21 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 8 2008, 03:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why isn't the prospect of inhaling tar, rat poison, and a good deal many other toxic chemicals, coupled with diminished lung capacity and significantly higher potential for heart disease and lung cancer as well as almost guaranteed addiction and very high price enough of a deterrent to stop people from using cigarettes?


Addiction is a lot like faith if you don’t have it you wont understand it but if you do you don’t feel the need to justify it. Plus it looks cool. tongue.gif
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 08 February 2008 - 05:53 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Feb 8 2008, 08:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why isn't the prospect of inhaling tar, rat poison, and a good deal many other toxic chemicals, coupled with diminished lung capacity and significantly higher potential for heart disease and lung cancer as well as almost guaranteed addiction and very high price enough of a deterrent to stop people from using cigarettes?


Actually, cigarettes saved my aunt's life. She'd had some kind of parasitic infection and was hospitalized because she didn't know until it had gotten out of control. Smoking actually kept the parasites from her lungs, had they gotten in there, she could have died.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 12:57 AM

That sounds like an episode of House, and an interesting one at that.
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:29 AM

Also, I've heard that if you start smoking at the age of 50, it can actually help you live longer. It helps counteract arthritis, and other things you get later in life. But because you're older, there's less chance you'll feel the negative effects of smoking, because on average, not enough damage will have been done to make smoking shorten you life more than the postive effects have lengthened it.

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 01:42 PM

Take that, Surgeon General!
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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:08 PM

QUOTE (Dr Lecter @ Feb 10 2008, 12:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, I've heard that if you start smoking at the age of 50, it can actually help you live longer. It helps counteract arthritis, and other things you get later in life. But because you're older, there's less chance you'll feel the negative effects of smoking, because on average, not enough damage will have been done to make smoking shorten you life more than the postive effects have lengthened it.


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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:53 PM

Great only 30 more years and I can have a smoke!
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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Posted 20 February 2008 - 09:42 AM

-first i will stop drinking alcohol, beer or any bad things for my health.

-then study hard

that's all
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Posted 20 February 2008 - 11:26 AM

QUOTE (cryotek @ Feb 20 2008, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
-first i will stop drinking alcohol, beer or any bad things for my health.


Good luck with that.
QUOTE (arien @ Jun 29 2008, 03:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

That is one badass baby.

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