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New marriage proposal ammendment to the chefelf constitution

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 09:01 PM

It is put forth for the modest discussion of this comittee that,

Article A: Marriage shall be defined as a union between chicken and hot sauce.
Article A section 1: Eating unmarried chicken shall be an offense punishable by catapulting.

Article B: Married chicken may still interact with ranch or bleu cheese dressing.
Article B section 1: Or any variety of ranch dressing, including but not limited to spicey ranch, buttermilk ranch, bacon ranch, peppercorn ranch, etc.

If we do not protect the sanctity of this marriage, people will start putting all sorts of crazy stuff on their chicken, like their panties. Indeed the Japanese probably already do this. We must preserve our American family values against the foreigh panty chicken hordes!

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Posted 27 May 2008 - 09:29 PM

JM, you have crossed the line from social satire to just plain weird.
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Posted 28 May 2008 - 12:42 AM

Social? Satire? I just really like some chicken with hot sauce.

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Posted 28 May 2008 - 09:15 AM

Psh, JM crossed line from being plain weird to plain genius.
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Posted 31 May 2008 - 04:47 AM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ May 28 2008, 12:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is put forth for the modest discussion of this comittee that,

Article A: Marriage shall be defined as a union between chicken and hot sauce.
Article A section 1: Eating unmarried chicken shall be an offense punishable by catapulting.

Article B: Married chicken may still interact with ranch or bleu cheese dressing.
Article B section 1: Or any variety of ranch dressing, including but not limited to spicey ranch, buttermilk ranch, bacon ranch, peppercorn ranch, etc.

If we do not protect the sanctity of this marriage, people will start putting all sorts of crazy stuff on their chicken, like their panties. Indeed the Japanese probably already do this. We must preserve our American family values against the foreigh panty chicken hordes!


Blasphemy!

Unless you are thinking of fried chicken.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 01:41 PM

Hehe. I approve of this proposal. Cooked chicken with hot sauce is heaven on Earth.
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 03:01 PM

Chicken is murder.

Mmmm...murder. wub.gif

Anybody here frequent a Buffalo Wild Wings?
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 01:08 PM

!!!!! You have B-Dubs, too? Where are you, Dorothy? My friends and I went quite a bit when we were in Rochester. None in the central part of NY, though. Delicious food, though a little overpriced and under-portioned if you don't want wings, but still very good times.
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Posted 06 June 2008 - 03:56 PM

We got Buffalo Wild Wings here in St Paul. Never been, though.
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Posted 07 June 2008 - 02:26 AM

Theres one in Harrisonburg VA.

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Posted 10 June 2008 - 05:16 PM

I lives in the great ol' MT where cows outnumber people five to one and at this moment it is snowing. A move to ol' TX is in the works. Because it doesn't snow. In. June.

I loves me some buffalo wild wings. The cheeseburger bites are terribly good.
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Posted 11 June 2008 - 12:59 AM


Wow i live in Canada(well the southern part)
and it hasn't snowed since like March/April

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ May 27 2008, 10:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Social? Satire? I just really like some chicken with hot sauce.


Yes i agree chicken needs some sort of sauce but a marriage?
What happens if you wish to fix your thirst with a cherry coke?
is that grounds for divorce or some perfectly orchestrated three-some?

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:45 PM

Maybe chicken and hot sauce should have an open marriage, where it's ok to bring someone else home. wink.gif
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Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:39 PM

The cherry coke is just a friend. They will, god willing, never have an affair. We're talking here about close, intimate contact between consenting poultry, and a fellow named Pete from Texas. Just being on the same table is hardly grounds for divorce.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:42 PM

Also since it's kind of topical, I've changed my stance on gay marriage. After seeing a picture of two men tying the knot in California I have come to this conclusions: Homosexuals should never be allowed to marry....

if they're wearing cowboy hats.

Honestly, people.

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