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How come no review for Call of Duty 4?
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 07:36 PM
QUOTE (Verruckt @ Dec 19 2007, 06:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come on, there has to be something you can bitch and gripe about with it.
Besides it being an FPS, I don't see what could Yathzee complain about. He already tackled one of the worst FPS released this season, MoH: Airbone.
Plus, CoD4 doesn't deals with WWII, I'm afraid...
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 02:03 AM
CoD4 is crap. That’s why. You know what? They are all pretty crap. I like the expansion to the first one but everything else is crap.
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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.
QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 02:14 AM
I suppose it might be because he doesn't feel like it and Th Escapist doesn't demand it of him.
By the way, this is in rather poor taste isn't it, considering he just reviewed Mass Effect due to popular demand. As far as I understand Yathzee isn't really particularily interested in what his fans wants him to review so they might as well just shut up and enjoy the ride
By the way, this is in rather poor taste isn't it, considering he just reviewed Mass Effect due to popular demand. As far as I understand Yathzee isn't really particularily interested in what his fans wants him to review so they might as well just shut up and enjoy the ride
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 04:11 AM
QUOTE (Verruckt @ Dec 20 2007, 11:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Come on, there has to be something you can bitch and gripe about with it.
That's a good point.
I have a further list of games that Yahtzee should immediately review also.
Let's all make a list of demands and send them to him, I'm sure he'll be very impressed.
For example, Trilby is a silly name, Yahtzee should remake his games with a more macho sounding name for the hero. And he shouldn't be so English.
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 05:08 AM
Yup, it's no longer Trilby.
In place of that name, the hero shall be called Hank McMan-Lee, with a combination crossbow-whip (a Crip). He shall wear a stylish baseball cap, and borrow from the poor to give to the rich.
In place of that name, the hero shall be called Hank McMan-Lee, with a combination crossbow-whip (a Crip). He shall wear a stylish baseball cap, and borrow from the poor to give to the rich.
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 05:17 AM
Stop trying to milk Yahtzee dry you ravenous vultures!
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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.
QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 05:58 AM
QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Dec 20 2007, 02:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's a good point.
I have a further list of games that Yahtzee should immediately review also.
Let's all make a list of demands and send them to him, I'm sure he'll be very impressed.
For example, Trilby is a silly name, Yahtzee should remake his games with a more macho sounding name for the hero. And he shouldn't be so English.
I have a further list of games that Yahtzee should immediately review also.
Let's all make a list of demands and send them to him, I'm sure he'll be very impressed.
For example, Trilby is a silly name, Yahtzee should remake his games with a more macho sounding name for the hero. And he shouldn't be so English.
Finally someone sees the light!
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 06:18 AM
QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Dec 20 2007, 10:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stop trying to milk Yahtzee dry you ravenous vultures!
In light of the gay accusations, thats quite fitting
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
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<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
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<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
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<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 11:16 AM
I would say "when are people finally going to learn that Yahtzee is going to do whatever the hell he wants to and you can't change his mind", but he does seem to succumb to the pressure once in a while (ex: Mass Effect). So I'll approach this from another angle.
I have usually made up my mind as to which games interest me. So from a humorous review standpoint, I would much rather hear about the potential hilarity that exists in games that suck than a game I know I will play and enjoy despite its flaws.
And please please please please pretty please don't ask him to do more WWII gaming reviews. It's been done, let's move it along people.
Here's one who hopes Yahtzee will just do what he wants because it usually ends up being much funnier that way.
I have usually made up my mind as to which games interest me. So from a humorous review standpoint, I would much rather hear about the potential hilarity that exists in games that suck than a game I know I will play and enjoy despite its flaws.
And please please please please pretty please don't ask him to do more WWII gaming reviews. It's been done, let's move it along people.
Here's one who hopes Yahtzee will just do what he wants because it usually ends up being much funnier that way.
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Posted 21 December 2007 - 10:52 AM
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"when are people finally going to learn that Yahtzee is going to do whatever the hell he wants to and you can't change his mind", but he does seem to succumb to the pressure once in a while
Yahtzee is employed by the Escapist, shouldn't it be The Escapist's right (and Yahtzee's in some rare cases) to choose which game will be reviewed next, else how would you explain that Yahtzee decided to review Popcap Games' Peggle? That being said, there would be no problem if 60% of all the big games released in a year weren't released in a single month.
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