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#16 User is offline   Snake Logan Icon

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Posted 20 December 2007 - 04:29 PM

I am so happy the people are discussing Zero Punctuation’s review of Mass Effect in this thread and not the reviewers sexuality.
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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 06:46 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Dec 20 2007, 09:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am so happy the people are discussing Zero Punctuation’s review of Mass Effect in this thread and not the reviewers sexuality.

Classic! biggrin.gif
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Posted 20 December 2007 - 08:35 PM

QUOTE (?!! @ Dec 20 2007, 04:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How about we just say everyone's gay? Then there will be no more confusion.


Agreed. Then we can all sit around wearing turtlenecks and sipping daiquiris together.
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 03:55 PM

mass effect is actually a good game, really i listen to yatzie bacause ha is a poofter (and ridiculously funny), and acording to this topic so does everyone else,

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Posted 26 December 2007 - 04:54 PM

QUOTE (?!! @ Dec 20 2007, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How about we just say everyone's gay? Then there will be no more confusion.

How about no. I'd feel even more alienated from you people.
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Posted 26 December 2007 - 05:13 PM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Dec 27 2007, 08:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How about no. I'd feel even more alienated from you people.


You would be gay too.
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Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 03:06 PM

wow you are worried about if he takes it or gives it? hell i'm just gobsmacked that he's got a non-american accent...i didn't know people in the internets spoke in other languages than american...no i'm not really this dense, however i am suprised at my american centric mind to think that just because he's a game designer means he should be american.... and for the record, i love reading a book when i am playing video games, however bruce campbell is awesome, and very cool to talk to coincidentally...

edit...just realized i'm a junior member..man that's an ego hit..i mean i know im a stump but..oh that's about post count nmd

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 03:45 PM

You'll never get that image off you anyways, laddie.

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 04:11 PM

QUOTE (avenging @ Dec 28 2007, 07:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wow you are worried about if he takes it or gives it? hell i'm just gobsmacked that he's got a non-american accent...i didn't know people in the internets spoke in other languages than american...no i'm not really this dense, however i am suprised at my american centric mind to think that just because he's a game designer means he should be american.... and for the record, i love reading a book when i am playing video games, however bruce campbell is awesome, and very cool to talk to coincidentally...

edit...just realized i'm a junior member..man that's an ego hit..i mean i know im a stump but..oh that's about post count nmd


Behold the wonders of American English!
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Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 28 December 2007 - 03:03 PM

american english has wonders? isn't that kind of like saying someone is the prettiest girl in the trailer park, but only because she has all her teeth?
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 12:21 AM

So everyone's up for some gay then?
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 10:19 AM

I'm busy Wednesdays, that's my hermaphrodite session.
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 01:27 PM

i can do a tuesday at 2?
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Posted 29 December 2007 - 07:55 PM

Good for you avenging finally an American who doesnt take himself too seriously. This was a good review simply because it had babylon zoo at the end, it's been a while since I heard that awsome song. Having played the game I can also say Yahtzees comments about the games menu were bang on, trying to manage your inventory in that game was like hearding cats. dry.gif
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So this baby, while still inside its mother, murdered his twin brother and STOLE HIS PENIS.

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Posted 30 December 2007 - 12:04 AM

From the news post of Three Panel Soul (http://www.threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2007-12-29)

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I don't think I have anything to add about Mass Effect except that it's the only game I've played where you can have lesbian sex without meaning to.

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