Chefelf.com Night Life: Zero Punctuation: Assassins Creed - Chefelf.com Night Life

Jump to content

Page 1 of 1

Zero Punctuation: Assassins Creed

#1 User is offline   Jenx Icon

  • Henchman
  • Pip
  • Group: Junior Members
  • Posts: 88
  • Joined: 02-December 07
  • Country:Bulgaria

Posted 05 December 2007 - 01:06 PM

Link

Aaand, after all the cries and whining, Yahtzee does review Assassin's Creed. I haven't played the game myself, because I don't own a PS3, and the earth will crack open before I buy one, and the game itself never seemed t be all that interesting to waste money.
But now, after Yathzee's review.....My standpoint hasn't changed at all.

I don't find the review the funniest or wittiest one for now, but the ending made me almost fall off my chair.

Cheers!

This post has been edited by Jenx: 05 December 2007 - 01:07 PM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Jan 15 2008, 05:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And the film should be shot in sepia, because real life was in sepia in the 1990s.
0

#2 User is offline   Zed Di Dragon Icon

  • New Cop
  • Group: Junior Members
  • Posts: 6
  • Joined: 15-November 07
  • Country:Norway

Posted 05 December 2007 - 03:56 PM

Got it yesterday for my 360. I was dissappointed at first, but then I stopped thinking of it like a stealth-game and more like a sandbox game and I'm having a bunch of fun. Anyways, I like the review. It's funny and he has a lot of good points, as usual.
0

#3 User is offline   Thaluikhain Icon

  • Level Boss
  • PipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 445
  • Joined: 11-May 07
  • Location:The Mysterious Cities of Gold
  • Country:Australia

Posted 05 December 2007 - 10:09 PM

Why the Benny Hill theme at the end, though?
0

#4 User is offline   Snake Logan Icon

  • Soothsayer
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 594
  • Joined: 05-December 07
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Metro City
  • Country:Australia

Posted 05 December 2007 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Dec 6 2007, 02:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why the Benny Hill theme at the end, though?


How can you not get that?
Word Vault
A Writing Guild For The Clinically Retarded
I am an honorary Crogerse.
QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
0

#5 User is offline   Patch Icon

  • Soothsayer
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 715
  • Joined: 22-November 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Australia
  • Country:Nothing Selected

Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:39 AM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Dec 6 2007, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How can you not get that?


It's beyond mortal reasoning to not get that.
For King and Country
Chaotic Good
0

#6 User is offline   Gobbler Icon

  • God damn it, Nappa.
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 4,560
  • Joined: 26-December 05
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Location:Three octaves down to your left.
  • Interests:Thermonuclear warfare and other pleasantries.
  • Country:Nothing Selected

Posted 06 December 2007 - 06:59 AM

Which proves my theory right. And I have two witnesses to testify this time.

Quote

Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
0

#7 User is offline   katz Icon

  • New Cop
  • Group: Junior Members
  • Posts: 3
  • Joined: 11-October 07
  • Country:Bulgaria

Posted 06 December 2007 - 07:35 AM

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Dec 5 2007, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why the Benny Hill theme at the end, though?

Because he's showing Altaïr being chased by guards and that is commonly used for chase music.

Also in the end where he writes people randomly disappear around him that's not exactly like that. I don't know about the x360 version, but in the PS3 we have people randomly disappear around him. well some are not so randomly (those that appear and sit down on a bench), but appear long after they should have and are not pre-loaded.
possibly another overlooked major bug.

This post has been edited by katz: 06 December 2007 - 07:36 AM

0

#8 User is offline   David-kyo Icon

  • Goatboy
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 2,305
  • Joined: 18-June 06
  • Gender:Male
  • Interests:None of your business.
  • Country:Hungary

Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:43 PM

...

I seriously doubt he was referring to that.
0

#9 User is offline   AdamM Icon

  • Soothsayer
  • PipPipPipPip
  • Group: Members
  • Posts: 840
  • Joined: 03-January 06
  • Country:United Kingdom

Posted 07 December 2007 - 12:03 PM

Due to prior Internet off-cuttage I've just watched three months worth of ZP in one go. Funniest bits:

Blue Ray Charles
"That was the worst sequence I have ever done"
"Well, I'm four paragraphs in" (cue picture of the script)
"I like to name Link 'I Say' because it makes characters talk like Foghorn Leghorn"
"Je suis en grand willy"
0
Page 1 of 1

Fast Reply

  • Decrease editor size
  • Increase editor size