[civilian_number_two]

I'll take a nude photo as well. No obesity though, please.

[Snake Logan]

Awsome!

oh wait... is this going to be like that 'nude photo'?

Nude photo? I am intrigued.

[Spoon Poetic]

Okay okay this is getting out of hand. It was a two year old joke that I don't even remember very well.

ANYWAY. I hate America because it's shaped so funny.

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[Despondent]

I hate America. If we were a better country, we wouldn't be like the only country on planet Earth with overweight people. Everybody from around the world is always asking us for stuff and then complaining about how it's not precisely what they want, only we want more please. Then the food aid the US sends just rots on a dock because some third world officials can't move it to the black market fast enough. I hate America. Sorry if our junk food makes you fat, but sure, we'll coat it in chocolate if that's what you want. Please like us, world. Won't you? Pretty please with extra sprinkles?

[David-kyo]

Okay okay this is getting out of hand. It was a two year old joke that I don't even remember very well.

ANYWAY. I hate America because it's shaped so funny.

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You're not getting off the hook that easily.

[barend]

Don't push her on the nude pic thing. You won't like what you get.

Haha. I forgot about that.

No, I'll either not get around to it and send you nothing, or I'll send you a real box of America's greatest contribution to the world: obesity. And by that I mean I'll send you some Hohos and Dingdongs or whatever.

deal. <<that's me licking my lips.

[Snake Logan]

I hate America. If we were a better country, we wouldn't be like the only country on planet Earth with overweight people. Everybody from around the world is always asking us for stuff and then complaining about how it's not precisely what they want, only we want more please. Then the food aid the US sends just rots on a dock because some third world officials can't move it to the black market fast enough. I hate America. Sorry if our junk food makes you fat, but sure, we'll coat it in chocolate if that's what you want. Please like us, world. Won't you? Pretty please with extra sprinkles?

Since all food aid is a loan which the other countries have to pay back or risk being taken over by America (again?) then I think the other countries deserve to be a little cranky when they don’t get exactly what they want. I just thought of a metaphor. America is this pimp and America’s protectorates are whores. Every time America buys something for it’s protectorates then it may seem like America is doing something nice but America expects that money back, with interest.

[Despondent]

America hasn't "taken over" said country in the first place. If we had, we could claim victory and return home by Christmas or the next election, whichever comes first. If the US was so grabby as you imply (we're the good guys who always have to foot the bill, remember) then why aren't we funneling all of that Iraq oil our way?

I love Australia. From what I know of it, I do. And New Zealand probably more. Anyway, you guys appear to be so cool and laid back. How nice it must be to just sit and chill without having to worry about sharing the world stage or anything like that. Well, you did have the Olympics. But then again, so did some state down south where they filmed Deliverance.

I think we're all prostitutes here. It just depends on who's buying what, and at what level they sell out.

This post has been edited by Despondent: 12 December 2007 - 01:17 AM

[Snake Logan]

America hasn't "taken over" said country in the first place. If we had, we could claim victory and return home by Christmas or the next election, whichever comes first. If the US was so grabby as you imply (we're the good guys who always have to foot the bill, remember) then why aren't we funneling all of that Iraq oil our way?

I love Australia. From what I know of it, I do. And New Zealand probably more. Anyway, you guys appear to be so cool and laid back. How nice it must be to just sit and chill without having to worry about sharing the world stage or anything like that. Well, you did have the Olympics. But then again, so did some state down south where they filmed Deliverance.

I’m not going to question why America went to war against Iraq or why America is still there. Coalition soldiers are dying there everyday and with that knowledge I can safely say that whatever the reason, it certainly deserves to be reviewed. I am all for patriotism but understand that being a patriot means supporting your country, not your president. But in the end, if you really want to support soldiers sacrificing their mental and physical health so the Iraqi people can pretend they live in a democracy then be my guest.

I think we're all prostitutes here. It just depends on who's buying what, and at what level they sell out.

Without ever having been in America, if it is anything like Australia then I can agree with you.

[Ninja Duck]

If I hate America too, can I be cool like Despondent?

[Snake Logan]

People don’t hate America, they hate Americans.

This post has been edited by Snake Logan: 12 December 2007 - 04:12 AM

[Ninja Duck]

I'm not racist. I hate everyone individually.

[mireaux7]

"were all living in Amerika,.Amerika!!..Amerika!!!"

~Rammstein

[Despondent]

If I hate America too, can I be cool like Despondent?

It doesn't make you cool, but it does help you become more popular.

I hate Americans. They're so stupid that they're affected by what people around the world say that they think of them at the moment.

[mireaux7]

Okay okay this is getting out of hand. It was a two year old joke that I don't even remember very well.

ANYWAY. I hate America because it's shaped so funny.

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it would have been shaped even funnier if the Confederate states became their own indepent country and/or if Texas became a part of Mexico.

One thing that has always intrigued me about Mexico is, if you are looking at a map of Mexico, and you look at the Baja Peninsula and notice how it is only connected to the rest of Mexico by a small sliver of land that is situated directly underneath Arizona (and immediately north of the Gulf of California)

why?..its like,..if any Mexican wants to go to Baja by land, they must all traverse across that small strip of land to get to Baja. Why are they even hanging onto Baja for?..they should stop being in denial and realize that it belongs to the US so we can tack it on the rest of California for a super-long 2,000 mile long coastline!

But the Mexicans that live in Baja can stay, because the Mexicans that are already in California seem to be happy as well.

This post has been edited by mireaux7: 12 December 2007 - 02:55 PM