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Make Your Own Special Edition You Can't Do ANy Worse Than GL Did.....

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Posted 02 December 2007 - 09:52 PM

So what changes would YOU apply to the Star Wars saga? You know GL hasn't stopped tweaking with the films, so why not offer up a change or enhancement YOU believe should be done?

Me? Well, I'd have the Alec Guinness Obi Wan that appears on Hoth, the one that awakens Luke and tells him to go to the Dagobah ssytem to learn from Yoda, gradually morph back from the older man Luke knew, to the younger one played by Ewan McGregor. This would then lead to a newly filmed scene during ROTJ where the useless "from a certain point of view" speech is eliminated and some really dramatic stuff is revealed by a youngish Obi Wan looking spirit to Luke.
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Posted 03 December 2007 - 09:19 AM

I want a drag race to the darth between Maul's chopper vs. Tyrannus' for the title of the ultimate Sith Lord.
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 02:37 AM

Pointless and obviously sexaul dialogue between all the character is a must rolleyes.gif rolleyes.gif After all these films were made for children;)...drunken, perverted children... sick.gif sick.gif



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Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:14 AM

I would have Yoda warn luke about the force lightning
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:59 AM

I'd like to see a time machine. Luke is taken back in time by wise old Ben, and sees what a whiny brat this Darth Vader was as a child. When Luke faces Vader in ESB, he can now easily taunt him into submission, bringing up these painful memories.
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 01:44 PM

from the moment palpatine turns into the scarred emperor during the fight with mace in ROTS, and all subsequent films with footage of the emperor in ANH, ESB & ROTJ. I would digitally remove the emperor and his voice from all scenes and replace it with William Sadler as he appeared portraying the role of the Grim Reaper in: "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey".

and before Darth Vader throws the emperor down the well,.he gives his master a melvin first..then the emperor is shown being thrown down the well screaming: .."Yoouuu meeellvined meeee!!"

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Posted 09 December 2007 - 02:02 PM

On a serious note: I'd like to restore that deleted scene with Biggs from the beginning of A New Hope. It's ridiculous having him just show up out of nowhere at the end.
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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

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