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WHAT?? The "Outrage At Society" Thread

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Posted 12 December 2007 - 08:13 PM

And how many people rant the exact same way, except replacing "cattle" with "creepy fuckers"?
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 11:46 PM

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And how many people rant the exact same way, except replacing "cattle" with "creepy fuckers"?


Hey! I have never pushed fat people down escalators! I have thought about it but I don’t want to be a mass murderer… for now.
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 08:01 PM

Let me ask you a question.

Is there anything happier than a well-fed cow?
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Posted 15 December 2007 - 04:25 AM

QUOTE (?!! @ Dec 15 2007, 12:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Let me ask you a question.

Is there anything happier than a well-fed cow?


I agree with you. I remember a quote from Empire Earth “The people are like sheep. They do not care who the Shepard is as long as they are well fed”. Though personally I believe them to be more like cows, I still think the message is made pretty clearly. Totalitarianism all the way!
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Posted 15 December 2007 - 10:27 AM

Haha, the scary part is that could actually work.

And in response to Slade's post, creepy fuckers will always triumph over fat cattle, because we can make them shit themselves and fall over. Fat cattle can only sit on us if we get too close because they're too fucking fat to run after us to do anything else.

But, cattle are also stupid.

I live in Australia; the Northern Territory to be precise - and we have a little holiday called Territory Day. Basically it's identical to America's Independence Day in which we all sit around, get blind raving drunk and show our love for our beloved terra firma by blowing it apart. It's also one of two days of the year that fireworks can be legally sold and naturally there is a booming business in buying brands built to blow things up, pardon the pun and alliteration.

Moving on, there are always some injuries. There is always an inevitable piece of Chinese sky-candy with more than the healthy dosage of gunpowder within, or small children who mistake lit ground candles for Paddle Pops or better yet, the stoners who actually try to see if they can smoke a sparkler. I myself was hit in the face with a boat flare several years ago (which explains a hell of a lot). Morons + Explosives = Big Fun. That's a pretty obvious equation.

Well, this year a young chap several years older than myself was blinded by an exploding firework. The newspaper ran a big story on it and the fellow in question has won the sympathy of the entire city. While I too can sympathize as permanently losing one's sight is indeed a colossal bummer, I think he deserved it. Reason being, said blinding firework was lit and placed on the ground and failed to explode, whereas Captain Intelligence picked it up and looked into the top of it to see what was wrong while administering a few sharp taps to the bottom of it like you would a faulty flashlight. Blindness from that kind of stupidity is unfortunate but by no means at all unexpected.

My long and anecdotal point is I think unless proven otherwise, people are fat, up themselves and unbelievably dumb. And it is for that very reason that I'm never going to actually do anything to hurt them - why ruin perfectly good entertainment? Besides, if the retard population gets a little too high, all we have to do is take the warning labels off everything and let the problem solve itself.
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 06:52 PM

Calling people cattle, THAT's creative. Why not go up a step and call them conformists too? That's even more creative!
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 08:30 PM

I prefer to call them perturberance.
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 11:40 PM

I used to call 'em dweoruks and fanfarons, but all I got in return was funny looks, so I've stopped.
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 12:05 AM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Dec 17 2007, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Calling people cattle, THAT's creative. Why not go up a step and call them conformists too? That's even more creative!


Quoted for truth.

My personal favorite is asshole. It's easier to fit into other contexts.
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 02:36 AM

You can also fit other things into the assholes themselves. So you have three layers, Things inside Assholes inside Contexts. That's some deep thought.
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 04:51 AM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Dec 18 2007, 10:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Calling people cattle, THAT's creative. Why not go up a step and call them conformists too? That's even more creative!


Even nonconformists are cattle. They think they are different. They aren’t.
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:03 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Dec 18 2007, 02:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Even nonconformists are cattle. They think they are different. They aren’t.


So... if everyone's a cow, what's the point of classifying who's a cow? For that matter, what's the point of trying at all? I mean, does it really matter? Why are we doing this at all? Do... do I even exist? What if none of this is real? Oh God, I think I'm disappearing!
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 01:19 AM

QUOTE (?!! @ Dec 19 2007, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So... if everyone's a cow, what's the point of classifying who's a cow? For that matter, what's the point of trying at all? I mean, does it really matter? Why are we doing this at all? Do... do I even exist? What if none of this is real? Oh God, I think I'm disappearing!


When you finally admit that you are cattle, you become enlightened. From there you can transform yourself from cattle into something with actual individual value.
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 02:44 AM

Correct. Snake Logan knows the score. By realizing and admitting you yourself are also nothing more than cattle, you can change that.

I changed myself into a psychopath.

Cows With Guns.
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 04:05 AM

QUOTE (Legion @ Dec 19 2007, 06:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Correct. Snake Logan knows the score. By realizing and admitting you yourself are also nothing more than cattle, you can change that.

I changed myself into a psychopath.

Cows With Guns.


Actually, no, you will always be someone’s cattle. You can change if you yourself own cattle or not. It is some comfort.
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