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Human Hacks Horrendous Hairball Do not read if you are eating

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Post icon  Posted 28 November 2007 - 05:52 PM

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Doctors untangle the strange case of the giant hairball
November 22, 2007

It may not be the most appetizing reading before a hearty holiday meal, but the New England Journal of Medicine is devoting part of its Thanksgiving issue to a giant hairball -- and not the feline kind.

The prestigious journal details the case of a previously healthy 18-year-old woman who consulted a team of gastrointestinal specialists.

She complained of a five-month history of pain and swelling in her abdomen, vomiting after eating and a 40-pound weight loss.

After a scan of the woman's abdomen showed a large mass, doctors lowered a scope through her esophagus.

It revealed "a large bezoar occluding nearly the entire stomach," wrote Drs. Ronald M. Levy and Srinadh Komanduri, gastroenterologists at Rush University Medical Center in Chicago, Illinois.

For the uninitiated, a bezoar is a ball of swallowed foreign material.

"On questioning, the patient stated that she had had a habit of eating her hair for many years -- a condition called trichophagia," they wrote.

"It seemed like she'd been doing this for several years," Levy told CNN.

The woman underwent surgery to remove the mass of black, curly hair, which weighed 10 pounds and measured 15 inches by 7 inches by 7 inches, the doctors said.

Five days later, she was eating normally and was sent home.

A year later, the pain and vomiting were gone, the patient had regained 20 pounds "and reports that she has stopped eating her hair."

Reached at his home in Chicago, Levy said he had no idea whether the journal's timing of the publication on Thanksgiving was intentional.

Either way, he said, it would not affect the gastroenterologists' holiday dinner plans -- "We don't get fazed by much."



http://edition.cnn.c...case/index.html


I know we have a lot of young girls who frequent these forums. Girls with long hair too.

So yeah... Next time you chew your hair look at this picture again.

(I was going to say something funny about this but every minute I spend anywhere near this story I gag)
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 06:15 PM

I'm curious as to how she managed to eat that much hair and not notice it was missing. That's more than all of my hair, which is fairly thick, when it was at its longest.

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 04:13 AM

Wow. Its shaped like some sort of squash... My stomach is squash shaped -- NEAT!

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 09:21 AM

Dude, that should go in an art museum somewhere.
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Posted 04 December 2007 - 06:01 PM

I don't actually ever want to look at it again.
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 11:06 PM

Is it just me or does that hairball look like a giant turd?
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Posted 11 December 2007 - 04:01 PM

I'm curious if she gained 20 lbs or 30 lbs after the surgery. You know, considering they removed 10.

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Posted 11 December 2007 - 05:40 PM

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Is it just me or does that hairball look like a giant turd?


hairballs tend to look like turds
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Posted 12 December 2007 - 01:15 PM

I hate science because it doesn’t explain her.
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Posted 13 December 2007 - 05:47 PM

Here's the thing I don't get.

- Hair, as we can obviously see, is indigestible and will not, erm, "pass through".
- Hair and nails are (apparently) the same material
- Millions of people bite their nails (I know I do)
- No reports of stomachs filled with unpooable nailbits
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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:49 PM

nail fibre is more compounded and can be recognised as solid matter... so it's easier to pass through. Hair is too fine... but then it clusters, so I don't know.

Either way you shouldn't bite your nails.
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