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Not only that, but that gun was a very futuristic device, probably leaps and bounds ahead of today's tasering technology.
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 01:30 PM
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 02:08 PM
You make it sound as though releasing electricity in a somewhat uncontrolled manner is a thing that only a true prodigy of the 21st century could come up with.
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Posted 28 November 2007 - 03:23 PM
I'd like to point out that the 7DAS example involves the Welder having a new, undead, frankenstien-like body. The tazer gun worked like a charm on Evil Barry.
True, while the mat was a more clever option, if needed, I'm pretty sure Trilby had a longer range with the Grolly than the Welder has with that machete.
True, while the mat was a more clever option, if needed, I'm pretty sure Trilby had a longer range with the Grolly than the Welder has with that machete.
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 07:22 PM
You all realize that the whole tazer thing was probably added after the end of the series? Right? You do, I'm sure.
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 08:15 AM
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Posted 30 November 2007 - 05:52 PM
I'm sure knocking a guard on the head with an umbrella would have the same range and effect as a tazer, and would be much less expensive. It's almost as if that nonsense boss battle was added to justify its implementation.
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 12:17 AM
I'm sure you're joking, right?
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 01:31 AM
Whack guards on the head with a thousand dollars worth umbrella with integrated grappling hook and which also happen to be the tool his job depend on? Yeah, good idea.
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 03:43 AM
QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Nov 30 2007, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm sure you're joking, right?
Maybe about the umbrella thing, but about that boss battle? That thing was as out of place as a something in a something else convention. I mean, all of a sudden some giant ball comes up and you have a friggin' health meter? Seriously? I mean, I would have thought he could come up with a more clever ending than that.
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We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune
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But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune
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Posted 01 December 2007 - 05:20 AM
QUOTE (?!! @ Dec 1 2007, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe about the umbrella thing, but about that boss battle? That thing was as out of place as a something in a something else convention. I mean, all of a sudden some giant ball comes up and you have a friggin' health meter? Seriously? I mean, I would have thought he could come up with a more clever ending than that.
Actually, I reckoned it was a rather clever thing to pull - I found it incredibly unexpected. It also seemed MGS-ish. And Trilby didn't need a healh bar till the fight, anyway.
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QUOTE (Trilby @ Dec 3 2007, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe he had no use for shocky stick in 5DaS?
Dammit, Trilby. Stop referring to yourself in the third person, and answer our god damn questions, you crazed, cat-burgling Brit.
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QUOTE (Sniffles @ Dec 3 2007, 07:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dammit, Trilby. Stop referring to yourself in the third person, and answer our god damn questions, you crazed, cat-burgling Brit.
Haha, quality banter!
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And the man again!
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And the man again!
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<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
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<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
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Posted 05 December 2007 - 08:40 AM
Trilby’s umbrella is not only a means of transportation and a taser. It is also a backscratcher.
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