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#31 User is offline   eflatmajor Icon

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Posted 07 December 2007 - 05:42 AM

Obviously Trilby is racist and finds tasering a bunch of Yanks is far more justafiable than harming Brits in any way
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 06:41 AM

Or maybe he once tased a gaurd from behind, unknowing that it was infact a pregnant female and in doing so had killed her unborn child, and from thereon vowed to never again taze again and ripped the infernal mechanism from his umbrella.

Sorry for double posting but i cant seem to find the edit button
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 08:19 AM

QUOTE (eflatmajor @ Dec 7 2007, 10:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Or maybe he once tased a gaurd from behind, unknowing that it was infact a pregnant female and in doing so had killed her unborn child, and from thereon vowed to never again taze again and ripped the infernal mechanism from his umbrella.

Sorry for double posting but i cant seem to find the edit button


If I came across a female guard in real life, I would tase her while she was unconscious just to be sure. Just what is a pregnant lady doing working with security? I bet she would have been a neglectful mother. If the dead fetus could talk, I bet it would thank me for not bringing it into the world.
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 09:13 AM

So yanks and brits are a race of their own now?

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Posted 07 December 2007 - 09:38 AM

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So yanks and brits are a race of their own now?


Americans are a mixture of all European races.
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 02:26 PM

Take a look around your local chinatown next time you're there.

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Posted 07 December 2007 - 02:32 PM

QUOTE (Snake Logan @ Dec 7 2007, 08:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If I came across a female guard in real life, I would tase her while she was unconscious just to be sure. Just what is a pregnant lady doing working with security? I bet she would have been a neglectful mother. If the dead fetus could talk, I bet it would thank me for not bringing it into the world.


It was her last day before she took extended leave, or maybe she wasnt a gaurd and she was one of those desk people

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Dec 7 2007, 09:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So yanks and brits are a race of their own now?

I didnt know what word to use, but 'racist' is close enough when your predudice against someone from a certain country
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Posted 07 December 2007 - 04:47 PM

QUOTE (eflatmajor @ Dec 7 2007, 08:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It was her last day before she took extended leave, or maybe she wasnt a gaurd and she was one of those desk people


I didnt know what word to use, but 'racist' is close enough when your predudice against someone from a certain country


Actually, I'm pretty sure the word 'prejudiced' would've worked as well smile.gif
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Posted 08 December 2007 - 12:07 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Dec 8 2007, 06:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Take a look around your local chinatown next time you're there.


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Posted 08 December 2007 - 01:40 PM

In any case, I think it's PRETTY CLEAR that Yahtzee needs to release a new version of 5DaS where you can relentlessly electrocute everyone in the house. Not for gameplay purposes, but just for that dumb "screw-around" desire that lead me to spending half of HL2:Ep2 pelting Alyx with gravity-gun propelled lawn gnomes.

...Also, does the grolly actually function as an umbrella? Seems dangerous, with all that electrical whatnot inside.
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 09:55 AM

AoT implied that Trilby wasn't fond of tasering people, and we can assume he's a much more experienced cat burglar in 5DaS as opposed to AoT, so it seems possible that he had removed the taser to better himself as a master thief.
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Posted 09 December 2007 - 06:50 PM

QUOTE (eflatmajor @ Dec 7 2007, 07:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I didn't know what word to use, but 'racist' is close enough when you're prejudiced against someone from a certain country


Xenophobic is probably the word you were looking for.
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Posted 10 December 2007 - 06:13 AM

xenophobic better applies to aliens than people from other countries. (seeing as it means ALL people besides your own)

there is a word for being afraid of people from a particular country (without referring to any particular country). . . don;t quite remember it, but I know it takes the form A-____-phobic.

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 07:15 AM

QUOTE (FFreak3 @ Dec 10 2007, 11:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
xenophobic better applies to aliens than people from other countries. (seeing as it means ALL people besides your own)

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Posted 10 December 2007 - 11:06 AM

xen·o·pho·bi·a
–noun
an unreasonable fear or hatred of foreigners or strangers or of that which is foreign or strange.


Way too vague for applying to a particular country of people. Doesn't really make logical sense to apply it to countries either.
Not that fear is logical.

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