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"I'm going to review it and if you don't like it you can stick your fingers in your ears and pretend I'm reviewing Clive Barker's Jericho or something

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Posted 14 November 2007 - 09:20 PM

That was said in a previous review so this current review of Clive Barker's Jericho by Clive Barker gave me a mind-slap. But anyways, here it is.

Clive Barker's Jericho

http://www.escapistm...arker-s-Jericho

By Clive Barker....

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Posted 15 November 2007 - 01:42 AM

My Chemical Romance?

lol.


Also that was by far my favorite Yahtzee review yet. They just keep getting better!
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 04:55 AM

"The plot's about as twisted and impregnable as a granite octopus"
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Posted 18 November 2007 - 09:35 PM

Yeah this was a very good one. Yahtzee always manages to make me laugh, alot.
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Posted 19 November 2007 - 06:33 PM

The master does it again!

I get this odd feeling that the escapist staff right now is debating wether letting Master Crosshaw review the critique's new love toy Mass effect could lead up to World War V and a half
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 01:47 AM

Please don't call Yahtzee the Master. That's kind of kinky.

On topic, it was nice to see a good, clean, bilious review. I'm sure we can all thank Clive Jericho for giving Yahtzee something to complain about.
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 05:15 AM

Sadly, I thought this topic was related to Chris Jericho. Oh, how I cried.
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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Posted 20 November 2007 - 06:51 AM

Oh, TJ Hooker, what was that website your sig was taken from again? Forgottern what it was.
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 11:39 AM

www.irishwhipwrestling.com

Cheap plug, enjoy!!

** ah my mistake, I thought TJ Hooker was a playful jibe at my name. Still, cheap plug ahoy!!

This post has been edited by CJ Marren: 20 November 2007 - 11:40 AM

<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 12:21 PM

It's called 8-Bit Theater. The address for it as at the bottom-right hand corner of the image.
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 03:21 PM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Nov 20 2007, 07:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please don't call Yahtzee the Master. That's kind of kinky.


What? "Master" is a standard English title for young or unmarried males ("Mister" was originally derived from it). What's kinky about it?
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 06:00 PM

The fact that the forum is teeming with sycophants who would love for Yahtzee to tie them up and be their "Master" is the reason he posts here so infrequently. He doesn't live in England anymore, and even if you insist on pretending you're a Victorian-era cabin boy and calling him Master Croshaw, it's calling him "the master" that borders on creepy.
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Posted 20 November 2007 - 10:10 PM

Well, I really must say I wasn't aware of the meaning implied then,my apologies! blushing.gif
(Though I may use as an excuse reading too many unactualized english books and it not being my first language) tongue.gif
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Posted 21 November 2007 - 03:42 AM

Your English is fine, Sr. Gostro. It's just that fawning over Yahtzee (or anyone) too much is a little off-putting. smile.gif

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Posted 21 November 2007 - 04:41 AM

QUOTE (Ninja Duck @ Nov 21 2007, 12:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The fact that the forum is teeming with sycophants who would love for Yahtzee to tie them up and be their "Master" is the reason he posts here so infrequently.

And here I was thinking it was because he was too busy with smashing his head against a wall upon reading this bullshit.

Like I am most of the time.

And one day I'm gonna send all of you bastards my doctor's bill, just wait for it.

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