[Sailor Abbey]

The radio in my car is busted, and instead of getting it fixed and listening to music, I’ve opted to spend the last 2 years of driving my car talking to myself.

Last night, on the way to a friends house (which is an hour away), I had a pleasant conversation with myself, trying to decide which political category I fall into.

After talking about it, I'm even more confused. Here's what I came up with:


I am for Horse-drawn carriages

I am against SUVs

I am for Wendy’s

I am against McDonald’s

I am for legalizing Marijuana

I am against legalizing the use of pesticides on produce

I am for legalizing prostitution

I am against Chlamydia

I am for Capital Punishment

I am against Gun Control

I am for fiscal conservatism

I am against big government

I am for premarital sex

I am against federally regulated abortion (it should be regulated by the states)

I am for Gay Marriage

I am against stupid people procreating

I am for Siberian Huskies

I am against canine conformation shows

I am for the Military

I am against religious militants

I am for the Environment

I am against Al Gore

I am for the Space Program

I am against NASA lying about American astronauts seeing UFOs while in orbit.



Anybody else?

[J m HofMarN]

I'd keep quiet if I were you, Abbey. I wouldn't want to run afoul of the powerful pro-chlamydia lobby.

As for me:

I am for Socialized medicine.

I am against HMOs

I am for legalizing pot, lsd and psychedellic mushrooms.

I am against cocaine, heroin, meth, ecstacy and cigarettes.

I am for loud music

I am against record companies making all the money from said music

I am for the regulation of child bearing, perhaps by a simple test, and the limiting of family sizes to 2 or 3 children.

I am against the regulation of abortion or birth control.

I am against Bush

I am for the terrorists (obviously!)

I am for the return of a production based economy

I am against everyone working for McDonalds.

I am for fruit juice

I am against coke

I am for gay marriage

I am against redneck marriage

I am for free travel

I am against free trade

[Sailor Abbey]

I am against coke

Thats a big one for me too!

[z e w b]

I am for the legalization of DMT, LSD, heroin, cocaine, meth, tobacco, alcohol, cannabis, and every other drug to those over the age of 18 (The way I see it, illegalizing a drug just causes it to be sold on the streets by criminals rather than in shops by honest merchants.)
I am against advertising and marketing of all forms.
I am for cracking down on illegal immigration.
I am against US involvement in the war between Jews and Muslims in the Middle East.
I am for the Bill of Rights.
I am against the FCC, the RIAA, and the MPAA.
I am for freedom of information.
I am against the public smoking ban.
I am for gun control.
I am against monopolization.
I am for neutrality in global affairs.
I am against organized religion.
I am for the development of an alternative fuel source.
I am against the oil companies who will try and stop this from happening.

This post has been edited by z e w b: 13 November 2007 - 03:52 AM

[Slade]

I'm for the public smoking ban. (No, I don't want to have to breathe in your cancer smoke in a public area, nor should I be expected to either tolerate it or move. It's disruptive on your part.)
I'm for pumpkin and other delicious dessert breads.
I'm against kudzu.
I'm for armadillos.
I'm against gingivitis.

[z e w b]

Fun fact: Whenever people tell me to stop smoking near them because they don't want to inhale those noxious, vile fumes, I do the right thing. I put the cigarette out, and fart in the person's face.

[Snake Logan]

I am against abortion.
I am for strict control over drugs.
I am for cloning and genetic engineering.
I am for national dress codes.
I am for strict gun regulations.
I am for capital punishment.
I am for strict wage regulations.
I am for strict media regulations.
I am for euthanasia.
I am against the freedom of demonstration.
I am for strict economic regulations.

[Slade]

Sounds like you'd love China or the former USSR.

[Snake Logan]

No, I hate communism.

[Sailor Abbey]

No, I hate communism.

Are you sure?

[Despondent]

Have a good time, all the time. That's what I think, Marty.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Seriously. Dress codes?

[reiner]

But I look terrible in a dress

I am for skub.

[Otal Nimrodi]

I'll just copy what everyone has said already, because I'm too lazy to type up what everyone's said.




I am for Horse-drawn carriages

I am against SUVs

I am for Wendy’s

I am against McDonald’s

I am for legalizing Marijuana

I am against legalizing the use of pesticides on produce

I am for legalizing prostitution

I am against Chlamydia

I am for Capital Punishment

I am against Gun Control

I am for fiscal conservatism

I am against big government

I am for premarital sex (my girlfriend isn't, so I suppose I'm against it, whether I like it or not.)

I am against federally regulated abortion

I am for Gay Marriage

I am against stupid people procreating

I am for Siberian Huskies

I am have never heard of canine conformation shows, unless Abbey meant those things you see on Thanksgiving, which I'm against.

I am for the Military

I am against religious militants

I am for the Environment

I am against Al Gore

I am for the Space Program

I am against NASA lying about American astronauts seeing UFOs while in orbit.

I am for Sailor Abbey's opinions

I am neutral regarding Socialized medicine.

I am against HMOs

I am for legalizing pot, lsd and psychedellic mushrooms.

I am for cocaine, heroin, meth, ecstacy and cigarettes.

I am against loud music

I am against record companies making all the money from said music

I am against the regulation of child bearing, perhaps by a simple test, and the limiting of family sizes to 2 or 3 children.

I am for the regulation of abortion or birth control only as far as any other medical procedure is regulated

I am against Bush

I am (therefore, clearly) for the terrorists

I am against the return of a production based economy

I am for everyone working for McDonalds.

I am against McDonalds in general

I am for fruit juice

I am either for or against coke, depending on which you mean.

I am for gay marriage

I am against redneck marriage

I am against free travel

I am for free trade

I am against dress codes

I am for men wearing better clothing

I am for finishing seeing what everyone else is for and against later, because I'm off to play a video game.

This post has been edited by Otal Nimrodi: 04 January 2008 - 03:43 PM

[Snake Logan]

Are you sure?

Yes. Communist are for abortion, especially the Chinese. Communism, to me, has destroyed many great cultures that was in our world and has only bred poverty and laziness among the people. If anything, I am somewhere between a constitutional monarchist and a militaristic nationalist.

I am for protectionism.
I am against democracy.
I am against communism.
I am for secularism.
I am for moralism.
I am for jingoism.

Seriously. Dress codes?

Would you rather 6 year old girls running around looking like prostitutes?