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So, today after work while I ate some risotto I'd prepared, I had a curious epiphany. Dr. Lecter, known to the world as A Shopping Cart Full Of Twats, a known collaborator with our arch nemesis, Less Is More, had to get whacked. I assembled the capos of the five families and called up Nicky Glasses and Nicky Two Guns and Nicki Red, and various other Nickis and Tonys. They wanted too much money. So I told Sime to do it. But just in case he's killed during his mission, everyone is free to do a comic wherein a shopping cart filled with twats is exploded, shot, or otherwise rubbed out.

I'll post them all on the site and a good time will be had by all. This isnt one of those tricks that a desperate web master uses to gain content.* This is WAR.

*Jelly Pufflemur and its subsidiaries are not responsible for any falsities in this statement. Nor do we advocate actual harm to any actual shopping carts full of twats, or as Sime once put it, shopping trollies full of twats.

[J m HofMarN]

Simes article has posted.